Welcome

Chicago Hash House Harriers

| History & Mission | New to Hashing |
| Mismanagement | Haberdashery |

Welcome to ChicagoHash.com, home of the Chicago Hash House Harriers. Here you will find everything you need to take part in the Chicago chapter of the world’s largest drinking club with a running problem. We meet every week of the year to run trail through the great city of Chicago’s streets, alleys, parks, and forest preserves to find where the beer is stashed.
On-On!

Hash Tools

Hash Tools

| Hare Guide | Hash Bar Map |
| Hash Song Book | Hash Calendar |


No, we’re not talking about Hashing Tools as in all the dude-bros that hang around the hash attempting to get on all of our inebriated members, we’re talking about Hashing Tools as in the tips, tricks, and other shit that can make you an even better hasher (you’re already great, just the way you are). Want a tip about laying trail? We’ve got you covered. A rarely-sung song to make yourself look all the more impressive when visiting another hash? Natch. A bar that nobody has ever bothered to hash out of that’s also impossible to get to via public transportation? You’re speaking my language! Sit back, relax, and get ready to become the best hasher that you can be!


Haring Guide
Hashing is easy – haring less so. There’s a million things that can go wrong out there, and they usually will. Prepare yourself and read the Haring Guide – this will help ensure that the down-downs you earn in circle are because your trail was actually tolerable and not a sloppy mess.


Hash Bar Map
Struggling to think of a place to have your next Hash Run out of? We’ve got you covered. The Hash Bar Map includes on 800 points of interest (and almost 500 bars) that have either hosted a hash in the past or are primed to host a hash in the future. The Hash Bar Map is by no means an exhaustive listing of the bars in Chicago, but it is a great place to start.


Hash Song Book
Running and drinking aren’t the only thing that the Hash House Harriers are known for – there’s also circle and the all of our wonderful songs! The Hash Song Book includes lyrics to almost 100 of the most popular songs sung by the Chicago Hash House Harriers. Impress everyone with your inability to carry a tune by memorizing everything inside of the Hash Song Book and you could even be the next Chicago Hash House Harriers RA.


Chicagoland Hash Calendar
Can’t make it to the regularly scheduled run of the Chicago Hash House Harriers? Fear not, there are a bevy of other hashing options for you in and around Chicago. Just check out the Chicagoland Hash Calendar for all of the hashing options for you in and around our beautiful city.

CH3 #2100

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2100
Monday, May 29, 2017, 12PM

Venue: Ruji’s Foofdeck – 933 W Wolfram
Hares: Gay Dancer & It’s Too Soft
Hash Cash: $15

From da Hares: Go around back and up the stairs to the roofdeck when you arrive. Expect to gorge yourself on the finest meats and cheeses in all of the land as It’s Too Soft prepares a delicious spread for your enjoyment.
From da GM: We close out our Memorial Day weekend celebration with CH3 #2100 – hard to believe that the hash has lasted this long. Note the early start time so that visitors who have to get our of Dodge can stop in and say hello or maybe even enjoy trail before they have to disappear.

CH3 #2099

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2099
Sunday, May 28, 2017, 12PM

Venue: Catherine Chevalier Woods Picnic Grove #3 – Approx. 5525 N East River Rd
Hares: Lifa & Unnamed Co-conspirators
Hash Cash: $75

From da GM: This is the Memorial Day Main Event – please note the early meeting time because we only have the picnic grove until nightfall. After that we’ll re-group at Northwood Lounge (5342 N Cumberland) for the on-after.

CH3 #2098

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2098
Saturday, May 26, 2017, 2PM

Venue: TBD – Check Back Soon
Hares: Snatchsquatch
Hash Cash: $15

From da Hares: Its both Memorial Day and by birthday – in no way is this going to end poorly.
From da GM: This is the first of three trails celebrating Memorial Day Weekend – if you paid for the whole weekend the price is included in your rego, otherwise it is $15 to help cover the price of extra beer and food.

Memorial Day Pre-Lube

Chicago Hash House Harriers Memorial Day Pre-Lube
Friday, May 26, 2017, 7PM

Venue: TBD – Check Back Soon
Hash Cash: Pay as you Go
From da GM: Typically we have a pub crawl on the Friday before Memorial Day – of course this means that we’ll have to plan one. Check back soon and we’ll have some information about it, I promise.

Memorial Day 2017

Friday, May 26 – Monday, May 29

| ONLINE REGISTRATION | WHO’S CUMMING | POTLUCK INFO |
| FRIDAY | SATURDAY | SUNDAY | MONDAY |

Kick off the Chicago summer in style with our annual Memorial Day Hash celebration. This year the calendars synced up perfectly, and this weekend will also include our 2100th trail. Not too shabby. If you join us for the whole weekend you’ll get access to three trails over the course of the long weekend Or you can rego for just the main even on Sunday. No matter which option you choose, you’ll get trails and circles complete with food and beverages, as well as a giveaway, and all the awesome extra shenanigans that go along with hashing in Chicago. We’ll also have the options of purchasing an extra commemorative shirt from the event for the low-low price of just $15.

If you’re attending the Main Event on Sunday, please consider taking part in our annual pot luck – bring any side dish to share with your fellow hashers and we’ll give you $5 in cold cash money back the day of the event. This helps us keep the price of the hash down, lets you show off your cooking skills, and makes sure that everyone has something to eat that they’re actually excited about. What a steal!

Registration is simple:

  1. Click the “ONLINE REGISTRATION” at the top of the page.
  2. Complete the registration form.
  3. Go to PayPal and send money to the email address you were given upon completion of the registration form.

PRICING BREAKDOWN

Weekend Price Main Event Only
Early Bird Rego (Until 3/31) $50 $40
Regular Rego (4/1 – 4/30) $60 $50
Cutting it Close Rego (5/1 – 5/25) $70 $60
Walk-Ups & Assholes $95 $75

If you need crash space, please contact da GM and we’ll make sure that you have a place to crash.

CH3 #2089

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run # 2089
Sunday, April 2, 2017, 2PM

Venue: Central Sundeck – 440 N McClurg Ct
Hares: King of Bed Bugs

From da Hares: I haven’t heard back from the owner yet, so trail might be A-to-B. Stay tuned.

From da GM: This is our post-Shamrock Shuffle hash, so be sure to get your asses drunk at Beer in a Box beforehand and skip out on trail.