Chicago Hash House Harriers
| History & Mission | New to Hashing |
| Mismanagement | Haberdashery |
Welcome to ChicagoHash.com, home of the Chicago Hash House Harriers. Here you will find everything you need to take part in the Chicago chapter of the world’s largest drinking club with a running problem. We meet every week of the year to run trail through the great city of Chicago’s streets, alleys, parks, and forest preserves to find where the beer is stashed.
| Hare Guide | Hash Bar Map |
| Hash Song Book | Hash Calendar |
No, we’re not talking about Hashing Tools as in all the dude-bros that hang around the hash attempting to get on all of our inebriated members, we’re talking about Hashing Tools as in the tips, tricks, and other shit that can make you an even better hasher (you’re already great, just the way you are). Want a tip about laying trail? We’ve got you covered. A rarely-sung song to make yourself look all the more impressive when visiting another hash? Natch. A bar that nobody has ever bothered to hash out of that’s also impossible to get to via public transportation? You’re speaking my language! Sit back, relax, and get ready to become the best hasher that you can be!
Hashing is easy – haring less so. There’s a million things that can go wrong out there, and they usually will. Prepare yourself and read the Haring Guide – this will help ensure that the down-downs you earn in circle are because your trail was actually tolerable and not a sloppy mess.
Hash Bar Map
Struggling to think of a place to have your next Hash Run out of? We’ve got you covered. The Hash Bar Map includes on 800 points of interest (and almost 500 bars) that have either hosted a hash in the past or are primed to host a hash in the future. The Hash Bar Map is by no means an exhaustive listing of the bars in Chicago, but it is a great place to start.
Hash Song Book
Running and drinking aren’t the only thing that the Hash House Harriers are known for – there’s also circle and the all of our wonderful songs! The Hash Song Book includes lyrics to almost 100 of the most popular songs sung by the Chicago Hash House Harriers. Impress everyone with your inability to carry a tune by memorizing everything inside of the Hash Song Book and you could even be the next Chicago Hash House Harriers RA.
Chicagoland Hash Calendar
Can’t make it to the regularly scheduled run of the Chicago Hash House Harriers? Fear not, there are a bevy of other hashing options for you in and around Chicago. Just check out the Chicagoland Hash Calendar for all of the hashing options for you in and around our beautiful city.
Chicago Hash House Harriers Run # 2086
Sunday, Mar 12, 2017, 2PM
Venue: TBD- Check Back Soon
Hares: Rusty Grundel & The Cock Whisperer
From da Hares: What better way to celebrate a holiday entire about boozing than spending it with the hash!
Chicago Hash House Harriers Run # 2085
Sunday, Mar 5, 2017, 2PM
Venue: Parrot’s – 754 W Wellington
Hares: Putt Putt in My Butt
Chicago Hash House Harriers Run # 2084
Sunday, Feb 26, 2017, 2PM
Venue: Irish Eyes – 2519 N Lincoln Ave
Hares: Dr. Cockvorkian & TBD
From da Hares: Dust off your post-Hash Ball Hangovers and witness the peaceful transition of power between GM regimes.
Chicago Hash House Harriers
Hash Ball 2017
February 25 – 7PM-10PM
Venue: Stanley’s Kitchen – 1970 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $40 in advance, $45 at the door
Theme: The 90s!
From da GM: Join us as we celebrate another year of hashing with our annual Hash Ball celebration – we’ll be revealing the results of our most recent Hash Erections, so if you’ve been nominated you should make the extra effort to attend just in case you win. Your cash will get you three hours of beers and mixed drinks (7PM-10PM), as well as Stanley’s popular food in the form of sliders, chicken tenders, and flatbread pizza.
Payment: Fill out the form below and upon completion follow the instructions for payment.
Chicago Hash House Harriers Run # 2083
Sunday, Feb 19, 2017, 2PM
Venue: Jimmy’s Woodlawn Tap – 1172 E. 55th St
Hares: Gandalf the Gay & Just Kate
From da Hares: This is the first trail I’ve set since moving to Chicago, cum hash in the historic Hyde Park with me!
Chicago Hash House Harriers Run # 2082
Sunday, Feb 12, 2017, 2PM
Venue: Waterhouse – 3407 N. Paulina
Hares: Fetus Envy
From da Hares: It’s a Valentine’s Day theme!
Were you a damned fool who missed out on the amazing Anthrax hoodies? Were you one of those annoying son of a bitches who bothered me all day during Anthrax while I was trying to run everything else? Are you a total asshole?
Well urine luck! Because I’m going to take orders for more of those goddamned hoodies. You saw how fucking nice they were, don’t fuck up again, order a fucking hoodie.
See Photo below of the hoodie and just how cool you could look accusing some random schmuck during circle.
Just fill out this fucking form:
Gimme $35 of your electronic scrilla:
Depending on how many people from kennels order, we may work out a shipping plan, but that shit ain’t cheap and I don’t work at the Post Office so you bitches will have to pay for it. Add notes on how you’d like to get this big old package in the comments.
Get to it because this is the last time I order this shit.
Leave me alone,