Chicago Hash House Harriers

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Welcome to ChicagoHash.com, home of the Chicago Hash House Harriers. Here you will find everything you need to take part in the Chicago chapter of the world’s largest “drinking club with a running problem.” We meet every week of the year to run a 3 to 5 mile trail through the great city of Chicago’s streets, alleys, parks, and forest preserves. Afterwards we conduct an entertaining ceremony known as “the circle” where we enjoy cold beer and some good laughs.

We’re a very social group. Our members come from all walks of life, all age groups (21+) and all abilities of running from slow to fast. Our one and only goal is to have fun!

Look below for details on our upcoming runs or click on the links to the left to discover all kinds of info — past, present and future — about the Chicago Hash.

Welcome and On-On!

CH3 Hash Ball Prelube

CH3 Hash Ball Prelube
Saturday, February 24 – 5:30 PM until 7:00 PM

Venue: River Shannon – 425 W. Armitage Ave.
Hash Cash: TBD
Hares: Furry Spice & Menstrual Casserole

Is it a trail? Yes!
Is it a run? Nah.
Will you be blowing up an inflatable sex doll in an alley? Likely!

Join our hares for a short walkabout prior to the hash ball. Drink stops and games have been known to appear.

Chicago Hash House Harriers Hash Ball 2018

Chicago Hash House Harriers Hash Ball 2018
Saturday, February 24 – 7:00 PM until 10:00 PM

Venue: Stanley’s Kitchen – 1970 N. Lincoln Ave.
Hash Cash: $45 in advance, $50 at the door
Theme: Animal Planet

It’s that time of year again for Furry to black out under some coats, I mean Hash Ball! We’ll be revealing the results of our most recent Hash Erections and, most importantly, transferring all responsibilities to Gay Dancer (please dear god). So if you’ve been nominated you should make the extra effort to attend just in case you win.

This year’s theme is Animal Planet, because you animals smell like a zoo and fuck like rabbits. So come dress up as an animal in your favorite onesie/costume or as a creepy dude taking pictures in the wild. Many doggy style jokes to be made.

Your cash will get you three hours of beers and mixed drinks (7PM-10PM), as well as Stanley’s popular food in the form of Mini Stanburgers, Chicken Tenders, Flatbread Pizza, and Mac & Cheese.

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CH3 #2144

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run # 2144

Sunday, February 11, 2018, 2 PM

Venue: The Feather Chamber – 1003 N. Ashland Ave. Apt. 3F
Hares: Feather, Menstrual Casserole, Silent But Deadly
Hash Cash: $8
Event: St. Valentine’s Run

More: Valentine’s Day is coming early this year… I swear this never happens. This week’s hash will feature Bird Leaf, SBD, and Menstrual in a sordid love triangle of haring. You won’t get shot, but you might get pregnant.


CH3 #2143

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run # 2143

Sunday, February 4, 2018, 2 PM

Venue: Castle of WJew-40 & Little Trojan Annie – 2300 W. Wabansia Ave. #237
Hares: Gay Dancer & Sandy Syphilis
Hash Cash: $8
Event: Super Bowl Run

From the hares:

1. LTA & WJew-40 are hospitable enough to let your swamp ass sit on their couch and watch the game after the hash, but you’re on your own for food (so bring some to share!)

2. Given sportsball, expect some healthy competition on trail and possibly team uniforms. More to come. Sports!