Tale of the Trail – Chicago Hash #1487 Opening Day @ Party Central Skydeck
The Chicago Hash, Hidden Shamrock, 4/22/2007 by Chicken Stiffer
Hare: It’s Too Soft and Cheap Date
Venue: Party Central
BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED, MOUNT-ME PUHLZEE, HORN-E, CUM IN MY ASSFAULT, CHICKEN STIFFER, BARKS ON ALL FOURS, VIRTUALLY HUNG, SPOTTED COCK, MOUTHFUL OF MEAT, CHEAP DATE, OR G, JUST MARY, JUST CHRISTINA, SQUEEZE THESE, SPECKIE, SPAWN OF SPECKIE, JUST DO ME SLOWLY, SMELL THIS, B.O.B, MAGNETIC MUFF, CHIP-N-DALE, DAVEY CROCHET, LEX LUTHER, JUST JULIA, JUST NANCY, ORGAN GRINDER, CUMS DRIPPING WET, MOUNT SCHWINGA, MUDSUCKER, CUNT AND PASTIES, PETERBILT, JUST DAVE, BONER MALFUNCTION, JUST AMY, JUST KELLIE, STAB’EM AND SLAB’EM, JUST JENNIFER, C.P., CUT THE CHEESE LOG, AND HOOKED ON TONICS.
The GM showed up at the Beer stop with the New CH3 Haberdashery and was immediately accosted by the ladies of the hash because we have new ladies t-shirts. I was amazed to see that we had about 40 hashers show up for this hash. I guess if you bill it they will cum? The beer stop ended and I was grabbed by ITS TOO SOFT to get the keg with MOUTHFUL OF MEAT. The only problem was his usual liquor store was closed and he missed the turn for it in his car. In fact you can call this hash ITS TOO SOFT is to slow day because he put his cold beer flag up upside down. His trail had marks pointing at each other. I think the next time he sets trail the hash will have to appoint someone to sit on him the night before so he doesn’t get too wasted to set trail the next day.
Playing the role of RA I found out that this trail must have really been something to laugh about. I even saw those small marks the next day on the way to a Cubs game. We had three virgins join us in the circle JUST DAVE, JUST KELLY, and JUST AMY. We were happy to see new faces on such a nice day. W e had some visitors in from Atlanta LEX LUTHOR, DAVEY CROCHET, and JUST CHRISTINA? They sang us a nice load rendition of hash tones, which never over came the noise of the Brown line next to us. JUST MARY has become a regular and she was brought in the circle for being so beautiful in her new HASH T-SHIRT. BATTERIES AND HORN-E got down downs for bringing virgins?? What’s wrong with that? The Hares drank numerous times which maybe why ITS TOO SOFT did hang his flag upside down. VIRTUALLY HUNG and SMELL THIS sang us the MONKEY POX song, which we had not heard in a while. The circle lasted for about 40 minutes and then the Food took about 2 hours to cook.