CHICAGO HALLOWEEN HASH
HARES: BLOODY THIGHS and FULL TERM
VIRGIN: JUST ROB
VISITOR: TOTALLY GAY, FULL TERM
HASHERS: My Ass Is Up for Grabs, Are They Real, Horn-e, One Handed
Typist, Sex Luthor, Just Alan, Just Jonathon, Just Steve, Just Peter,
Just James, Milk My Yak, Foot In Mouth, Johnny Cock Ring, Stabem and
Slabem, Just Rob, Just Katerine, Just Molly, Rotten Whore, Just
Ernest, Mouthful of Meat, Batteries Not Included, Calvin Klein,
Princess Labia, Happy Ass Grabber, Flying Hooters, Lochness Cockster,
Its Too Soft, Two Tickets too Pair a Thighs, Lifa, Virgin Banger,
Rena virgin I’m Late Again, Lower Whackoff, Peterbilt, Assman, Just
John
TOTAL HASHERS= 40
The Hash was started from the usually place on the North side, The
Pumping Company or the old sizzle. BLOODY THIGHS and FULL TERM laid
a great trail through the Loyola campus and Rogers Park area. JOHNNY
COCK RING and FOOT IN MOUTH made a special appearance today because
we have not seen them for over six months in the CH3. We also
welcomed TOTALLY GAY to the hash today, and oh my gosh there were two
Horn-es really scary!!! BLOODY THIGHS did a quick chalk talk and
LIFA showed up with is bed pan full of brown candy?? After the talk
was given the pack was off but was quickly sucked into a circle
jerk. JUST ROB and I found the circle and went off north after a
split we guessed wrong so we short cut east and caught HAPPY ASS
GRABBER and JUST MOLLY off the next split. The trail continued to
the east until it hit the lake near Loyola and then went thru the
campus. JUST STEVE and JUST JONATHON were following along behind
with JUST ALAN in tow.
The pack became stymied by a check that went through the Science
building on campus but they soon found the right path when they
followed CALVIN KLIEN and FLYING HOOTERS to the check on Sheridan.
Here the trail went west with the flag bearing JUST ROB leading the
pack. Virgin JUST ROB found the trail behind a church and called the
pack to follow and soon we were at the home of STUMP HUMPER and
PRINCESS LABIA enjoying some gold and cold liquid. We found out we
had two Jesus costumes on trail with CALVIN and VIRGIN BANGER. TWO
TICKETS was cutely dressed as a PUSSSSYYYYYY cat!! ONE HANDED
TYPIST was the second blues brother Jake. The pack soon finished
their beers and got out of there. WE made our way back to the bar
and the owner of the bar gave us $4 pitchers of beer!! CALVIN ran
the circle in that tight space. We welcomed JUST ROB our virgin to
the hash. CHICKEN STIFFER was the FRB. DFL was RENTA VIRGIN??? ITS
TOO SOFT was making high interest loans in the circle and was
punished. FBI was JUST KATHERINE. The circle was soon closed but
JUST ALAN and JUST ERNEST were sent away for a naming. When they
returned JUST ALAN was named SUPER STUFFER for stuffing his superman
costume and JUST ERNEST was welcomed into the MOUNT family by being
named MOUNT VON TRAMP by the numerous ladies of the hash.
CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3- GM