Chicago HHH Run #1788
Saturday 6/23 – 2:00 PM
Hares: AssCapades & The Dark Kunt
Venue: Foof de AssCapades – 4660 N. Winthrop
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Hash Cash: $8
From da Hares: Bring your CTA pass, you’re going to need it to complete this incredibly shitty trail.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that puppy North to Lawrence. Go downstairs and marvel at how even though this station is a shithole it is still infinitely better than Wilson. Hoof it East on Lawrence to Winthrop and then South on Winthrop to Leland. Ring the buzzer for “Gerring” and pray that he’s hope from laying trail lest you get shot while waiting for him. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 72 North Ave bus and ride that pony East to Clark/Division. Transfer to the Red Line and ride that puppy North to Lawrence. Go downstairs and marvel at how even though this station is a shithole it is still infinitely better than Wilson. Hoof it East on Lawrence to Winthrop and then South on Winthrop to Leland. Ring the buzzer for “Gerring” and pray that he’s hope from laying trail lest you get shot while waiting for him.
Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leland and Winthrop. Lock your car and be prepared to find it on cinder blocks when you come back from trail. You know where you are? You’re in the jungle baby! You’re gonna die!