Memorial Day 2018!

Friday, May 25 – Monday, May 28


Kick off the Chicago summer in style with our annual Memorial Day Hash celebration.  Join us for the whole weekend and get access to three trails over the course of the long weekend, or you can rego for just the main event on Sunday. No matter which option you choose, you’ll get trails and circles complete with food and beverages, as well as two summer-themed giveaways, and all the awesome extra shenanigans that go along with hashing in Chicago.

Here is what we have planned:

Friday, May 25th 7:00 PM – Pub Crawl

You’ll have the opportunity to sample some of Chicago’s tasty brews as we move from brewery to brewery to bar to bar.

We start at Ricochet’s (4644 N. Lincoln Ave. Map), which is just steps away from Western Ave. station on the CTA Brown Line. Around 8 pm, we’ll move to Cardinal Wine & Spirits (4905 N. Lincoln Ave. Map). Then it’s on to The Atlantic Bar & Grill (5062 N. Lincoln Ave. Map). If we’re still standing, we’ll cruise up the street to Lincoln Karaoke (5526 N. Lincoln Ave. Map).

If you just can’t wait until 7 pm to get your beer on, pre-lubing the pre-lube will take place at Half Acre Beer Company (4257 N. Lincoln Ave. Map). Use Montrose Station on the Brown Line to get there.

The whole prelube will be a pay-as-you-go event and is not included in your weekend rego.

Saturday, May 26th 2:00 PM – Prelube Run #2159

A nice little run to carry you over from the Friday pub crawl to the main event on Sunday. Our hare Snatchsquatch is bound to omit the “nice” and “little” part, but you’ll enjoy ample beer and food afterwards to make up for it.

Hare: Snatchsquatch
Location: O’Donnell’s – 4500 N. Elston Ave. Map
Hash Cash: Included in weekend rego ($15 for walk-ups)

Sunday, May 27th Noon – Memorial Day Run #2160

The big event! We’ll be meeting up at our rented pavilion in Catherine Chevalier Woods, which is easy to access by public transit.   After checking in and collecting your gimmes, you’ll enjoy a trail through the woods hared by former GM Dr. Cockvorkian, followed by an amazing barbecue managed under the golden spatula of Feather. Rounding out the afternoon will be our CH3 circle, which of course won’t be as good as the circle at your home kennel in Bumfuck West Dakota. Ask us if we care.

To add variety to our luncheon spread, we are asking folks to consider bringing a side dish to share with your fellow hashers. In turn, we’ll give you $5 in cold cash for your efforts.

Hare: Dr. Cockvorkian
Location: Catherine Chevalier Woods, near East River Rd. & Bryn Mawr Ave. Map
Hash Cash: Included in your weekend rego ($60 for walk-ups)

Monday, May 28th Noon – Hangover Run #2161

Have you foofed before? Whether you have or haven’t you’ll enjoy an afternoon on the “foof deck” at It’s Too Soft’s building in Lincoln Park. Yes there will be a trail of some sort, followed by more grilling, drinking, circle and general shenanigans likely involving water.

Hares: It’s Too Soft & Palmolive Those Dicks
Location: 933 W. Wolfram St. Map
Hash Cash: Included in your weekend rego ($15 for walk-ups)

Four days is not enough. I need MORE HASHING!

If you have a couple of extra days to spend in Chicago, you can run with these esteemed clubs:

  • Thirstday HHH on Thursday night 5/24 at 7:00 PM.
  • Chicago Full Moon HHH on Tuesday night 5/29 at 7:00 PM.
  • Chicago Whiskey Wednesday HHH on Wednesday night 5/30 at 7:00 PM.

Check their websites or Facebook group pages for info.

What does it cost and how do I register?

Registration is simple:

  1. Go fill out the ONLINE REGISTRATION.
  2. Go to PayPal and send money to the email address you were given upon completion of the registration form.



Weekend Price Main Event Only
Regos 1-25 $50 $40
Regos 26-50 $60 $50
Walk-Up Price $70 $60
Saturday & Monday Walk-Up (each) $15

Where can I stay?

If you need crash space, please contact da GM and we’ll make sure that you have a place to crash.

Shamrock Shuffle Beer in a Box – 2018 Edition!

Shamrock Shuffle Beer in a Box – 2018 Edition!

What: Our effort to make sure none of the 25,000 free drink tickets goes unused. If you see someone wearing a race bib leaving the finish area, tell them what a great athlete they are and how cute their kids are. Then ask them for their beer tickets! You will have your pockets full in no time.

When: Sunday, March 25th from 9:00 AM to 1:00 PM, prior to our regular hash run at 2:00 PM. Hash run starts at Weather Mark Tavern – 1503 S. Michigan Ave.

Where: In the post-race party area of the Shamrock Shuffle 8K race. Hashers gather on the north side of Buckingham Fountain.

From the GM: How many drink tickets can Drill gather this year? Will our tower of empty vessels reach the moon? Exactly how much Michelob Ultra is too much? And how is this still allowed to happen?! Join us after some overenthusiastic types are done with their race to find out!

Anthrax 2017!

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #s 2134, 2135 & 2136

Friday, December 15, 2017 through Sunday, December 17, 2017

Welcome to CH3’s 15th annual celebration of our 2002 anthrax scare! It’s also the largest annual hashing event in Chicago, this year featuring up to 200 wonderful hashers just like you.

How do I sign up?: Take a look at the pricing structure below and click on the REGO HERE link. Please rego by Nov. 27th to receive customized goodies with your hash name on them.

Pricing tiers as follows:

1-30: $69
31-60: $80
61-90: $90

91-120: $100
121-150: $110
151 – 180: $120

181 – 200: $130
Walk-up Price: You don’t wanna know


Where should I stay? For out-of-town visitors we have a reserved block of rooms at the Travelodge.

Address: 65 East Harrison, Chicago, IL 60605
Phone: (312) 427-8000
Flat Rate for rooms is $95 with block code: CGHASH

This is smack dab in downtown so there are a plethora of touristy sites to see.

Any issues with the hotel, please inform Dr. Cockvorkian and he will work to sort it out.

What are the event details? Here is the schedule as of today. Expect a few tweaks as the event approaches.

$$$ = Included in your weekend rego price.

Thursday Dec. 14th
7:00 PM – Run with the Thirstday HHH. A-to-A Trail at O’Donnell’s – 4500 N. Elston Ave. $8

Friday Dec. 15th
6:00 AM – Day drinking on your own at any of the many watering holes in Chicago.

7:00 PM – Anthrax Prelube Trail (runners). A-to-A at Duffy’s Tavern and Grille – 420 W. Diversey Pkwy. $$$ ($8 walk-up)

8:00 PM to 11:59 PM – Drink deal at Duffy’s Tavern and Grille – 420 W. Diversey Pkwy. $20

11:59 PM – Continue drinking on your own.

Saturday Dec. 16th
11:00 AM – Check-in and pick up your goodies at our main venue at 1821 W. Hubbard St. $$$

12:00 PM – Beer will flow! $$$

1:00 PM to 1:30 PM – Chalk talk and on-out for main event runs (ball buster, long, short, walkers) A-to-A. $$$

4:00 PM – Back to the venue for a post-trail beer or 10. $$$

5:00 PM – Dinner is served. (Meal Voucher will get you Hot Dog Fiend’s tasty weiners, Cheesie’s quality grilled cheese, or Mr. Quiles tacos/burritos ) $$$

5:45 PM – Circle Up! $$$

7:00 to 11:00 PM – Party and drink the night away $$$

11:01 PM – Wander to the nearby West Loop neighborhood and continue drinking on your own.

Sunday Dec. 17th
10:00 AM – Wake up and grab brunch and a bloody Mary on your own.

Noon – Hangover run (runners, walkers) A-to-A trails at Roscoe’s – 3356 N. Halsted St. $$$ ($10 walk-up)

2:00 PM – Circle Up! $$$

3:30 PM – Lunch is served. $$$

6:00 PM – Swing Low and GTFO until Anthrax 2019!

Monday Dec. 18th
7:00 PM – Still around? Then you won’t want to miss the First Crack of the Moon Hash. A-to-B trail featuring Christmas light displays starting at The Drinking Bird – 2201 N. Clybourn Ave. $5

Chicago Hash Marathon Beer Stop

Chicago Hash House Harriers Marathon Beer Stop

Sunday, October 8, 2017, 9:30 AM until 2:00 PM

We will be celebrating all those dumb enough to run a 26.2 mile trail for a (1) Goose Island beer by supplementing with additional, high-quality, low-shelf, wholesome beer!

Please bring a 12 pack (preferrably on ice), small 4-6oz cups, or some garbage bags and help those poor bastards out at mile 23!

Our usual spot is the corner of 33rd and Lasalle but may be moved due to police/course officials/bodies. Elites should come through around 9am and most of the FRBs don’t want any beer (losers) so show up any time around 10am.


Or more simply, Red Line to 35th, walk north to 33rd, walk east to Lasalle and 33rd. North East corner.

Our regular hash run will take place afterwards at 2:00 PM from a location nearby.

CH3 #2109 – PoP XVII

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run No. 2109

Saturday, July 22, 2017, 2 PM
Hares: Ladies of POP
Venue: O’Donnell’s – 4500 N. Elston Ave.
Hash Cash: $75 All Weekend. $65 Main Event Only

Event: Power of the Pussy 17

The theme for this year’s Power of the Pussy will be “PoP in SpAaaaAAAaAace” – join Chicago H3 as our lovely ladies launch pussy into a galaxy far, far away (you know, the one in the Delta Quadrant) filled with trails, wookies, booze, trekkies, food, aliens and booze. A trip to Space wouldn’t be cumplete without moon boots, space suits, Starfleet-issued threads and Stormtrooper armor, so costumes, as always, are not only allowed but encouraged – hell, there will even be prizes for best dressed.

New this year, we’re also introducing Miss(ter) PoP. The boys of the hash will have the opportunity to prove themselves to the harriettes of the hash all weekend in exchange for points {beads, probably beads}. There will also be a pageant-style competition with different categories throughout the weekend for you to compete in, such as Talent, Style, Q&A and Overall. So “gentlemen,” gird your loins and prepare to woo us. More details to cum.

Your rego gets you plenty of cold beer {and wine} during and after trail, delicious food at the on-in, an exclusive giveaway (provided you rego early enough) and a spectacular shitty trail through the finest city in the world. If you rego for the entire weekend you’ll get access to Friday night’s “Space Spectacular! Mission to Pre-Lube” as well as Sunday’s “Out of This World Hangover” {featuring homebrew kegs from our very own hashers}. Not only that, but you’ll have a collection of the coolest harriettes you’ll ever meet showing you a good time.

Tank tops will be available {soon!} for an additional cost.

Rego is $75 Weekend/$65 Main Event Only. Waiting until America’s Birthday? It’ll cost you $85/$75. If you show up the day of and try to pay, it’ll cost you a whopping $98/$85. Power of the Pussy is worth it at any price, but don’t say the ladies didn’t warn you about the price increases. Be smart, rego early.

Rego Here for the main event or for the whole PoP weekend.

Who’s Cumming? Well, these people…and you!

The Cock Whisperer – Chicago H3
Silent But Deadly – Chicago/Agana
Dr. Cockvorkian – Chicago H3
Stiffy for Stiffies – Your Mom H3
Dewey Sexual System – Big Hump H3
Salty Gash – Chicago H3
2:19 – The Biggest Hump H3
Snatchsquatch – Chicago H3
Two Girls, One Cupcake – Chicago H3
Menstrual Casserole – Chicago Thirstday H3
Gay Dancer – Chicago Thirstday H3
I Eat Dick – Chicago Thirstday H3
Free Mustache Rides – Big Hump H3
Hooch B4 Cooch – Chicago Thirstday H3
Let Me Blow – Chicago H3
Rusty Grundél – Chicago H3
Fetus Envy – Chicago H3
USS Cum On My Face – Chicago H3
Soul Taco – Chicago H3
Tub Dumping – Chicago H3
Lifa – Chicago H3
The Dark Kunt – Chicago Thirstday H3
James Bondage – QCH3 Dirty Pirates
NFN Ariyl – QCH3 Dirty Pirates
R2-DoMe – Chicago H3
Steel Magnolia – Chicago Thirstday H3
O’Shitty Runch – Chicago H3
Foamy Discharge – Thirstday H3
Cums On All Bases – Chicago H3
Little Trojan Annie – TH3/Wang2Mouth H3
WJew-40 – Thrstday H3/Wang2Mouth H3
Placentahontas – FUCH3
E = I’m A Douche – Eager 4 Beaver H3

And here is a map to O’Donnell’s:

CH3 #2100

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2100
Monday, May 29, 2017, 12PM

Venue: Ruji’s Foofdeck – 933 W Wolfram
Hares: Gay Dancer & It’s Too Soft
Hash Cash: $15

From da Hares: Go around back and up the stairs to the roofdeck when you arrive. Expect to gorge yourself on the finest meats and cheeses in all of the land as It’s Too Soft prepares a delicious spread for your enjoyment.
From da GM: We close out our Memorial Day weekend celebration with CH3 #2100 – hard to believe that the hash has lasted this long. Note the early start time so that visitors who have to get out of Dodge can stop in and say hello or maybe even enjoy trail before they have to disappear.

CH3 #2099

Our next run: Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2099
Sunday, May 28, 2017, 12PM

Venue: Catherine Chevalier Woods Picnic Grove #3 – Approx. 5525 N East River Rd
Hares: Lifa & Unnamed Co-conspirators
Hash Cash: $75

From da GM: This is the Memorial Day Main Event – please note the early meeting time because we only have the picnic grove until nightfall. After that we’ll re-group at Northwood Lounge (5342 N Cumberland) for the on-after.

CH3 #2098

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2098
Saturday, May 26, 2017, 2PM

Venue: Richmond’s Sports Bar – 2944 W. Grand Ave.
Hares: Snatchsquatch
Hash Cash: $15

From da Hares: It’s both Memorial Day and by birthday – in no way is this going to end poorly.
From da GM: This is the first of three trails celebrating Memorial Day Weekend – if you paid for the whole weekend the price is included in your rego, otherwise it is $15 to help cover the price of extra beer and food.

Memorial Day Pre-Pre-Lube (Pub Crawl)

Our next get-together:

Chicago Hash House Harriers Memorial Day Pre-Pre-Lube (pub crawl)
Friday, May 26, 2017, 7PM

Venue: Hawkeye’s – 1458 W Taylor St.
Hash Cash: Pay as you Go
From da GM:
If you choose, there will be a Moon Hash out of Hawkeye’s (5$, not included in your rego), with circle in the basement of the bar. Otherwise, below is the schedule of the bar crawl that will not be punctual:
Hawkeye’s (1458 W Taylor St) : 7PM – 8:15PM
Drum & Monkey (1435 W Taylor St) : 8:30PM – 9:45PM
the bar 10 DOORS (1251 W Taylor St) : 10PM – 11:15PM
Little Joe’s (1041 W Taylor St) : 11:30PM – Close