CH3 Hash Ball Prelube

CH3 HASH BALL PRELUBE

Hares: Hooch Before Cooch & Dr. Cockvorkian
Where: Lange’s Lounge – 3500 N. Southport Ave. (Map)
When: Pre-Prelube at Lange’s whenever you want
Chalk Talk: 7 pm
Hash Cash: None! It’s included in your Hash Ball rego.

From the hares: Hooch and I had a long and glorious prelube trail planned with games and booze a plenty… but we angered the RA gods with our hubris and we are due for some cold, moist, wetness.

As such, we have abridged our trek to keep you warm enough to live and just wet enough for… activities. As sad and disgusted as this makes me feel, this will be a walker’s trail.

Again, prepare for rain, prepare for games, prepare for a night sucked down the drain.

Join us for a night of food, awards and debauchery. What dumbass shit did we get into this year? Who will pass out before awards (definitely not Furry Spice)?! Who will be awarded FRB and FBI? Who’s our next GM? Show up and find out!d

Chicago Marathon Beer Stop

Chicago Hash House Harriers – Our beer stop for the marathon racists

Sunday, October 7, 2018, 9:30 AM

Venue: 113 W. 33rd St. under the Metra viaduct.
What is this?:  We hand out small cups of beer to runners in the Chicago Marathon.
How do I get there?:  Take the CTA Red Line to Sox/35th Station, but use the 33rd St. exit. Our spot is just to the right as you exit the station.
What do I bring?: Bring a case of cheap beer and some small paper cups. Remember, if you wait until Sunday morning to buy beer you can only buy it at the big supermarkets like Jewel.
What do I do afterwards?: Our regular CH3 hash run will begin at 2 o’clock at Armour Square Park, just 2 blocks west of this location.

Shamrock Shuffle Beer in a Box – 2018 Edition!

Shamrock Shuffle Beer in a Box – 2018 Edition!

What: Our effort to make sure none of the 25,000 free drink tickets goes unused. If you see someone wearing a race bib leaving the finish area, tell them what a great athlete they are and how cute their kids are. Then ask them for their beer tickets! You will have your pockets full in no time.

When: Sunday, March 25th from 9:00 AM to 1:00 PM, prior to our regular hash run at 2:00 PM. Hash run starts at Weather Mark Tavern – 1503 S. Michigan Ave.

Where: In the post-race party area of the Shamrock Shuffle 8K race. Hashers gather on the north side of Buckingham Fountain.

From the GM: How many drink tickets can Drill gather this year? Will our tower of empty vessels reach the moon? Exactly how much Michelob Ultra is too much? And how is this still allowed to happen?! Join us after some overenthusiastic types are done with their race to find out!

Chicago Hash Marathon Beer Stop

Chicago Hash House Harriers Marathon Beer Stop

Sunday, October 8, 2017, 9:30 AM until 2:00 PM

We will be celebrating all those dumb enough to run a 26.2 mile trail for a (1) Goose Island beer by supplementing with additional, high-quality, low-shelf, wholesome beer!

Please bring a 12 pack (preferrably on ice), small 4-6oz cups, or some garbage bags and help those poor bastards out at mile 23!

Our usual spot is the corner of 33rd and Lasalle but may be moved due to police/course officials/bodies. Elites should come through around 9am and most of the FRBs don’t want any beer (losers) so show up any time around 10am.

Directions: http://bfy.tw/E3Ut

Or more simply, Red Line to 35th, walk north to 33rd, walk east to Lasalle and 33rd. North East corner.

Our regular hash run will take place afterwards at 2:00 PM from a location nearby.

CH3 #2080

CH3 #2080 – Sunday January 29, 2017

Hares: Lifa, Stab ’em and Slab ’em, Reverend Shut the Fuck Up
Venue: Casa de Stab ’em – 6530 S. University
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares:
SNOW HASH! The only hash of the year where you’re guaranteed to have snow!

More from the hares: To aid in your recovery from the horrible snow run, food will be served along with a special batch of home brew brown ale.

CH3 #2076

Chicago HHH #2076 – Sunday 1/1 – 2:00 PM
Hares: False Advertising
Venue: Twisted Spoke – 501 N Ogden
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Join us for what will be the trail of the year!! (to date). Get some hair of the dog at the Twisted Spoke, sweat out the booze on trail, and freeze your ass off at an OUTDOOR CIRCLE (Dress Appropriately. You have been warned). Then back to the Spoke for more bloodies.

All this can change, of course, so check before you head out.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line into the Loop, then transfer to the Blue Line going out to O’Hare. Exit the train at Chicago, go upstairs, and hoof it southwest along Ogden to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line towards the Loop. Exit the train at Chicago, go upstairs, and hoof it southwest along Ogden to the bar. (Approx. 20 min)

Divvy
Park your bike at Race & Ogden, just north of the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Ogden and Grand. There might be parking up Ogden north of the bar, but I’m not certain.

CH3 #2075

Chicago HHH #2075 – Monday 12/26 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Blumpkin Spice Latte & Furry Spice
Venue: Burwood Tap- 724 W Wrightwood
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Note the date change.

From da Hare: Trail will be A-to-B and there will be a shag wagon there to transport your shit. This is my virgin lay, so please be generous with your down-downs.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 8 Halsted bus south to Wrightwood and then hoof it east to the bar. (Approx. 15 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus going north. Exit the bus at Wrightwood and hoof it east to the bar. (Approx. 45 min)

Divvy
Park your Divvy at Halsted and Wrightwood and then hoof it east to the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wrightwood and Burling. Trail is A-to-B though, so you’ll have to come back for your car at some point after trail.

CH3 #2068

Chicago HHH #2068 – Sunday 11/20 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Soul Taco
Venue: Casa de Soul Taco – 3641 W Belmont
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s our anal pre-Thanksgiving trail. Bring hash cash and a side-dish to share, as the turkey will be provided.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 77 Belmont bus and go west to Central Park. Hoof it west to Soul Taco’s – you may have to go around back. (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont. Then either be lazy and grab the 77 bus to Central Park or just hoof it west to Soul Taco’s – you may have to go around back. (Approx. 20 min)

Divvy
Park your bike at the station on the corner of Kimball and Belmont across from the CTA. Hoof it the rest of the way west on Belmont.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Monticello and Belmont – its Sunday, so street parking on Belmont should be free.