CH3 #2080

CH3 #2080 – Sunday January 29, 2017

Hares: Lifa, Stab ’em and Slab ’em, Reverend Shut the Fuck Up
Venue: Casa de Stab ’em – 6530 S. University
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares:
SNOW HASH! The only hash of the year where you’re guaranteed to have snow!

More from the hares: To aid in your recovery from the horrible snow run, food will be served along with a special batch of home brew brown ale.

CH3 #2076

Chicago HHH #2076 – Sunday 1/1 – 2:00 PM
Hares: False Advertising
Venue: Twisted Spoke – 501 N Ogden
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Join us for what will be the trail of the year!! (to date). Get some hair of the dog at the Twisted Spoke, sweat out the booze on trail, and freeze your ass off at an OUTDOOR CIRCLE (Dress Appropriately. You have been warned). Then back to the Spoke for more bloodies.

All this can change, of course, so check before you head out.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line into the Loop, then transfer to the Blue Line going out to O’Hare. Exit the train at Chicago, go upstairs, and hoof it southwest along Ogden to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line towards the Loop. Exit the train at Chicago, go upstairs, and hoof it southwest along Ogden to the bar. (Approx. 20 min)

Divvy
Park your bike at Race & Ogden, just north of the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Ogden and Grand. There might be parking up Ogden north of the bar, but I’m not certain.

CH3 #2075

Chicago HHH #2075 – Monday 12/26 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Blumpkin Spice Latte & Furry Spice
Venue: Burwood Tap- 724 W Wrightwood
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Note the date change.

From da Hare: Trail will be A-to-B and there will be a shag wagon there to transport your shit. This is my virgin lay, so please be generous with your down-downs.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 8 Halsted bus south to Wrightwood and then hoof it east to the bar. (Approx. 15 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus going north. Exit the bus at Wrightwood and hoof it east to the bar. (Approx. 45 min)

Divvy
Park your Divvy at Halsted and Wrightwood and then hoof it east to the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wrightwood and Burling. Trail is A-to-B though, so you’ll have to come back for your car at some point after trail.

CH3 #2068

Chicago HHH #2068 – Sunday 11/20 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Soul Taco
Venue: Casa de Soul Taco – 3641 W Belmont
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s our anal pre-Thanksgiving trail. Bring hash cash and a side-dish to share, as the turkey will be provided.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 77 Belmont bus and go west to Central Park. Hoof it west to Soul Taco’s – you may have to go around back. (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont. Then either be lazy and grab the 77 bus to Central Park or just hoof it west to Soul Taco’s – you may have to go around back. (Approx. 20 min)

Divvy
Park your bike at the station on the corner of Kimball and Belmont across from the CTA. Hoof it the rest of the way west on Belmont.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Monticello and Belmont – its Sunday, so street parking on Belmont should be free.

CH3 #2067

Chicago HHH #2067 – Sunday 11/13 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Cunder Pussy & Bert’s Special Friend
Venue: Pumpkin Chuckin Command Center – 5515 W. Newport
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s Pumpkin Chuckin’ time! Either bring your own pumpkin to chuck or borrow one on trail!

From da Hares: There will be smoked meats at the on-in.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 77 Belmont bus going west. Take out your favorite book to read. Exit the bus at Linder Ave and hoof it north to Newport and then west to the start. Enter around back through the door along the alleyway (Approx. 50 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out towards O’Hare. Transfer upstairs to the 77 Belmont bus going west. Exit the bus at Linder Ave and hoof it north to Newport and then west to the start. Enter around back through the door along the alleyway (Approx. 45 min)

Divvy
Park your bike at Grayland Metra station and hoof it back down to Belmont for a bus ride the rest of the way – Divvy still doesn’t exist this far west.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Newport and Linder.