CH3 #2024

Chicago HHH #2024 – Saturday 3/26 – 2:00 PM

Hares: WJew-40, Little Trojan Annie, Stiffy for Stiffies, & Four Score in the Back Door
Venue: Green Eye Lounge – 2403 W. Homer St
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s our regularly scheduled Pre-Easter Hash. Notice that we’ve moved the hash to Saturday so that you can spend time with your families on Sunday.

From da Hares:
– Bring money/debit card for trail if you want to play a game that has a prize.
– Bring food for potluck
– TRAIL IS A-B. There will be a shag wagon to transport food and your shit to the B. If you have some prep work to do on your food or you’re a control freak, you can cum to the B early and drop your shit off yourself (Hint: the B is Trojan Jew’s B&B&B). Just let LTA know.
– Free street parking at the B. At the A too, if you look hard enough. But we don’t recommend driving if you can help it.
– More than one game on trail. If you’ve never done an Easter trail….good luck.
– Four Score is back as a hare. We’re truly sorry.

From da GM (reprise): TL;DR

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line south to Armitage. Transfer to the 73 Armitage bus going west. Exit the bus at Western and the bar is below the El tracks on the west side of the street. (Approx. 30 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue line going towards O’Hare. Exit the train at Western and the bar is downstairs, under the El, on the west side of the street. (Approx. 5 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Western and Homer. Avoid Western and Belmont at all costs, cause they’re removing the overpass.

CH3 #1961

Chicago HHH Run #1961
Saturday 4/4 – 1:00 PM
Hares: WJew40, Little Trojan Annie, Stiffy for Stiffies & Four Score in the Back Door
Venue: Blue Line Tavern – 1548 N Damen Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Note the date change, we’ll be hashing on Saturday so that you can spend Sunday with your family celebrating zombie bunny day.

From da Hares: From the demented minds who brought you past Easter hashes such as EVERYTHING’S BIGGER IN TEXAS, EVERYTHING’S SMALLER IN ASIA, and EVERYTHING’S BETTER WITHOUT FOUR SCORE, we present you with this year’s Easter hash theme:

WE’LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU GET THERE CUZ IT’S A SECRET.

But it’s a really good theme, so be sure to show up for a debaucherous good time.

GAMES! PRIZES! FOOD! AND SO MUCH BOOZE!

**We’ll be providing a main dish but we are asking everyone else to bring side dishes & desserts.

TRAIL IS A-B. THERE WILL BE TRANSPORT FOR YOUR STUFF & FOOD FOR THE POTLUCK AFTER TRAIL.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to North/Clybourn. Go upstairs and grab the 72 North Ave bus and ride that west to Damen/Milwaukee. Hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it to Damen/Milwaukee/North and the bar. (Approx. 5 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wabansia and Oakley, because that’s the B. Then hoof it over to the bar.

CH3 #1901

Chicago HHH Run #1901
Saturday 4/19 – 2:00 PM
Hares: WJew40 & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Lucky’s Sandwich Co – 1635 N. Milwaukee

From da Hares: This will be our annual Pre-Easter Hash – it will be A-to-B ending at Casa de WJew40 (2300 W. Wabansia Ave #237). In addition to hash cash, please bring a pot luck side to share and we will transport it to the B for you.

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus west. Transfer at Damen to the 50 Damen bus south to North/Milwaukee. Hoof it north on Milwaukee to the start.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it north on Milwaukee from North/Damen/Milwaukee to the start.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 2300 W. Wabansia (the location of the B), then hoof it east on Wabansia and then south on Milwaukee to the start..

CH3 #1836

Chicago HHH Run #1836
Saturday 3/30 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Hooch Before Cooch, 4 Score In The Back Door, & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Quencher’s – 2401 N. Western Ave

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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: This will be our pre-Easter Hash, and as usual that means we’ll be having it on Saturday and not Sunday. If you show up on Sunday you won’t have a hash to run.
From da Hares: This will be an A-to-B trail, so plan accordingly. Attendees are encouraged to bring food to share and all of your shit will be magically transported to the on-in where an entree will be provided.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 74 Fullerton bus and ride that puppy west to Western.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it to Western and Fullerton you lazy jackoff.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Fullerton and Western.

CH3 #1776

Chicago HHH Run #1776

Saturday 4/7 – 2:00 PM

Hares: WJew-40, Little Trojan Annie, Four Score in the Back Door

Venue: Green Eye Lounge – 2403 W. Homer St

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Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s Easter! The day we celebrate the Easter Bunny being snared on trail by a bunch of Romans! Right? Also, note the date change, as we’re moving the run over to Saturday so that all of you religious people can spend Sunday with your families.

From da Hares: Trail will be A-to-B, starting at The Green Eye (2403 W. Homer). Circle will be outdoors, weather permitting.

TThe on-in will be at my condo (2300 W. Wabansia Ave), where we will have food. We will hang out there until 6:30 or 7, and then hop on the Damen bus up to Whirly Ball (1880 W. Fullerton) for Slippery Fingers’ birthday party.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop onto the 73 Armitage Bus and ride that bad boy all the way out to Western. Exit the bus and head South – the bar is on the corner of Western and Homer, just North of the El station.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof your ass over to Homer and Western. If you’re especially lazy you can take the Blue Line to Western, stumble down to the street, and fall into the bar.

Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Homer and Western – there’s probably more parking the further you get from Western.

CH3 #1718

Chicago Hash Run #1718 – April 23, 2011
Hares: Dark Kunt and Its Too Soft/Fuji Venue: 933 W. Wolfram, Penthouse. Climb the stairs in back to the original hash party foof deck! Theme: Easter Hash ON SATURDAY enjoy Easter with your families!!! Wear you best bunny outfit or gaga vessel.

Hash Cash: $8 includes lots of beer, AND Easter ham dinner & side dish. Please bring a side dish to share also if you can. There will be an Easter Egg hunt at the beer stop too!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone“: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Diversey, hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the SkyDeck.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Logan Square. Hoof it a couplea blocks North to Diversey and take the Diversey #76 bus East to Sheffield hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the SkyDeck..

Driving 🙁

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Diversey & Sheffield. Side streets are resident zone permit after 6pm so best bet is Sheffield South of Diversey or Diversey West of Sheffield. Many meters in this ’hood are 9pm so check your meter before parking your precious sled.

CH3 #1653

Chicago HHH Run #1653
Saturday 4/3 – 2:00 PM <— SATURDAY, not Sunday Hare(s): Soul Taco & Lifa Venue: Soul Taco Headquarters – 3641 W. Belmont Hash Cash: $8 Event: Easter holiday hash and feast. Traditional Easter foodstuffs provided. Please help out tho and bring a side dish to share. Map powered by MapPress Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont, Belmont 77 bus West to 3641 (odd so should be on South side of the street) between Monticello and Lawndale which is generally between the Kennedy and Milwaukee Ave. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont, hoof it a few blocks west to 3641. Driving 🙁 Hop into your hooptie and cruise to 3641 W Belmont. I have absolutely no idea what parking is like in this area but shouldn’t be too bad.

CH3 #1594

Chicago Hash #1594 Sunday 4/12 3rd Annual Easter Hash

Hare(s): Virturally Hung and Cum In My Assfault
Venue: Casa de Virtual – 4619 N. Magnolia
Hash Cash: $8

Please come out to the 4th (I think?) Annual Easter Hash hosted by Virtually Hung and myself. We will have a keg, easter egg hunt, dinner, and an awesomely shitty trail out of Virtual’s place, 4619 N. Magnolia Ave.

We would like to make this a potluck to keep the hash cash at $8, so if you can, please bring a dish to share. You certainly don’t have to, but you could also help us out w/ non-food items. If possible, RSVP via email or on hashspace.
http://www.hashspac e.com/events/ 4th-annual- ch3-easter- hashonline casino

So far we are having:

Ham
Braised Lamb Shanks
Veggie Lasagna
Chicken Queso w/ Chips
Scandinavian Bread

Thanks,
Assfault

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Wilson, hoof it a couplea blocks West to Magnolia and 1/2 block North on Magnolia.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Montrose, CTA #78 Montrose bus to Magnolia, hoof it 1/2 block North on Magnolia.

Driving 🙁
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Wilson & Magnolia. This is Uptown so parking is usually quite plentiful in that ‘hood. May not want to bring the “nice” car tho.

CH3 #1485

unday 4/8/2007 Meet @ 2pm, Out @ 2:30pm
Chicago HHH #1485 Easter Hash
Hare(s): Virtually Hung & Cum in my Assfault
Venue: El Casa de Hung – 4619 N. Magnolia Ave.

There will likely be some give aways, candy, perhaps an egg hunt, and food… but no guarantees until we get our rabbit turds together.

More details will be forwarded in short order!