CH3 #2039

Chicago HHH #2039 – Monday 6/20 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Snotcho Mama
Venue: Burton Place – 1447 N Wells
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: It’s the Summer Solstice!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line down to Sedgwick, then hoof it east on North Ave and finally south on Wells to the bar. (Approx. 20 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus going east. Exit the bus at Wells and hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 20 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wells and North Ave – good luck finding parking.

CH3 #2029

Chicago HHH #2029 – Monday 5/2 – 7:00 PM

Hares: 69 Cent Man & Various Other Co-Conspirators
Venue: Bialystok Pub – 3653 W Diversey Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s May, which means that we’re back to hashing on Monday nights – if you show up at the bar on Sunday there won’t be anybody there!

From da Hare: It’s Polish Constitution Day!

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown or Purple Line south to Diversey. Transfer to the 76 Diversey bus going west and ride that pony out to Lawndale, then hoof it back east a bit to the bar (Approx. 40 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Logan Square. Go upstairs and transfer to the 76 Diversey bus going west. Exit the bus at Lawndale and hoof it back east to the bar. (Approx. 20 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lawndale and Diversey.

CH3 #2028

Chicago HHH #2028 – Sunday 4/24 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Billy Jizz LIMIT & Furry Spice
Venue: Irish Eyes – 2519 N Lincoln
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: 420 Hash!

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to Fullerton. Hoof it north along Sheffield, eat on Altgeld, then North on Lincoln to the bar (Approx. 10 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Get on the Red Line downstairs and go north to Fullerton. Hoof it north along Sheffield, eat on Altgeld, then North on Lincoln to the bar (Approx. 30 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Altgeld – good luck finding parking.

CH3 #2027

Chicago HHH #2027 – Sunday 4/17 – 2:00 PM
Hares: R2-Do Me & Taste the Rainbow
Venue: Celtic Crown – 4301 N. Western
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: Star Wars theme hash in honor of my birthday! Bring me down-downs! Costumes are encouraged!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Western. Hoof it south on Western to Cullom and the bar (Approx. 20 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it over to Western and grab the 49 Western bus going north. Sit in traffic forever because they’re taking out the overpass at Belmont. Exit the bus at Cullom and you’re at the bar (Approx. 30 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Cullom and Western.

CH3 #2025

Chicago HHH #2025 – Sunday 4/3 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Gay Dancer & Stiffy for Stiffies
Venue: Streeter’s – 50 E Chicago
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Our annual Post-Shamrock Shuffle, Post-Beer in a Box hash. You’ll probably be drunk for this one, just saying.

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line towards the Loop. Exit at Chicago and hoof it east to the bar (Approx. 15 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer at Monroe to the Red Line and go north. Exit the train at Chicago and hoof it east to the bar. (Approx. 30 min)
From Beer in a Box/Buckingham Fountain: Haul your drunk ass over to Michigan Ave. Grab one of the eight hundred buses available going north. Exit the bus at Chicago and hoof it over to the bar. (Approx. 20 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Chicago and Wabash.

CH3 #2024

Chicago HHH #2024 – Saturday 3/26 – 2:00 PM

Hares: WJew-40, Little Trojan Annie, Stiffy for Stiffies, & Four Score in the Back Door
Venue: Green Eye Lounge – 2403 W. Homer St
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s our regularly scheduled Pre-Easter Hash. Notice that we’ve moved the hash to Saturday so that you can spend time with your families on Sunday.

From da Hares:
– Bring money/debit card for trail if you want to play a game that has a prize.
– Bring food for potluck
– TRAIL IS A-B. There will be a shag wagon to transport food and your shit to the B. If you have some prep work to do on your food or you’re a control freak, you can cum to the B early and drop your shit off yourself (Hint: the B is Trojan Jew’s B&B&B). Just let LTA know.
– Free street parking at the B. At the A too, if you look hard enough. But we don’t recommend driving if you can help it.
– More than one game on trail. If you’ve never done an Easter trail….good luck.
– Four Score is back as a hare. We’re truly sorry.

From da GM (reprise): TL;DR

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line south to Armitage. Transfer to the 73 Armitage bus going west. Exit the bus at Western and the bar is below the El tracks on the west side of the street. (Approx. 30 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue line going towards O’Hare. Exit the train at Western and the bar is downstairs, under the El, on the west side of the street. (Approx. 5 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Western and Homer. Avoid Western and Belmont at all costs, cause they’re removing the overpass.

CH3 #2022

Chicago HHH #2022 – Sunday 3/13 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Skull & Bone’her
Venue: Stanley’s – 1970 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Dust off your hangover from Chicago’s St. Patrick’s Day celebration and join us for a shitty trail. Don’t forget to set your clocks ahead an hour for Daylight Savings Time, otherwise you’ll “miss” this shitty trail!

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 22 Clark bus going south. Exit the bus at Clark & Armitage and then hoof it west over to Lincoln/Armitage/Sedgwick. Entrance to the bar is around the corner south on Segwick. (Approx. 20 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus going east. Exit the bus at Sedgwick and hoof it north to the bar. (Approx. 26 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln/Armitage/Sedgwick.

CH3 #2020

Chicago HHH #2020 – Sunday 2/28 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Soul Taco & TBD
Venue: Burton Place – 1447 N Wells
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Join us as we say goodbye to the old terrible GM and say hello to the new terrible GM.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line south to Sedgwick, then hoof it east on North Ave over to Wells and then south to the bar. (Approx. 20 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus going east. Exit the bus at Wells and hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 25 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to North and Wells. Circle the block for an hour before realizing that this is Old Town, there’s no such thing as parking here.

CH3 #2018

Chicago HHH #2018 – Sunday 2/14 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Gay Dancer & I Eat Dick
Venue: Friar Tuck’s – 3010 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s Valentine’s Day, so be sure to join us at the hash – we all know you’d be forever alone otherwise.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to Broadway & Wellington – bar is just north on Broadway (Approx. 15 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east. Transfer to the 36 Broadway bus at North & Clark. Exit the bus at Wellington and hoof it a bit north on Broadway to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Broadway and Wellington – good luck finding parking.