CH3 #2089

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run # 2089
Sunday, April 2, 2017, 2PM

Venue: Central Sundeck – 440 N McClurg Ct
Hares: King of Bed Bugs

From da Hares: I haven’t heard back from the owner yet, so trail might be A-to-B. Stay tuned.

From da GM: This is our post-Shamrock Shuffle hash, so be sure to get your asses drunk at Beer in a Box beforehand and skip out on trail.

CH3 #2025

Chicago HHH #2025 – Sunday 4/3 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Gay Dancer & Stiffy for Stiffies
Venue: Streeter’s – 50 E Chicago
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Our annual Post-Shamrock Shuffle, Post-Beer in a Box hash. You’ll probably be drunk for this one, just saying.

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line towards the Loop. Exit at Chicago and hoof it east to the bar (Approx. 15 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer at Monroe to the Red Line and go north. Exit the train at Chicago and hoof it east to the bar. (Approx. 30 min)
From Beer in a Box/Buckingham Fountain: Haul your drunk ass over to Michigan Ave. Grab one of the eight hundred buses available going north. Exit the bus at Chicago and hoof it over to the bar. (Approx. 20 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Chicago and Wabash.

CH3 #1960

Chicago HHH Run #1960
Sunday 3/29 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Dr. Cockvorkian & Feather
Venue: Streeters – 50 E. Chicago Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This is our annual Post-Beer in a Box hash – be sure to meet everyone dumb enough to run the Shamrock Shuffle downtown and get properly sauced beforehand.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line south to Chicago. Hoof it east to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. At Jackson, transfer to the Red Line going north. Ride that sucker to Chicago, exit the subway, and hoof it east to the bar.

From Beer in a Box: Hoof it north and east to the Jackson Red Line stop. Grab the train going north. Ride that sucker to Chicago, exit the subway, and hoof it east to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wabash and Chicago. Curse yourself because you left early so you could grab Chick-fil-A, forgetting that they’re closed on Sundays.

CH3 #1898

Chicago HHH Run #1898
Sunday 3/30 – 2:00 PM
Hares: That Thing That Vibrates & Just Eh
Venue: Streeter’s Pub – 50 E. Chicago Ave

From da Hares: Post-Shamrock Shuffle Hash! Stumble over after “Beer in a Box!”

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line towards the Loop – exit at Chicago and hoof it a block east to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line heading north. Exit at Chicago and hoof it east to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Chicago and Wabash.

CH3 #1837

Chicago HHH Run #1837
Sunday 4/7 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Slippery Fingers & Foamy Discharge
Venue: McFadden’s – 1206 N. State St

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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: This will be our post-Shamrock Shuffle Hash. Everyone is encouraged to make it downtown for the post-race/pre-lube “Beer In A Box” celebration.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line south to Clark/Division, then hoof it a couple blocks east to State and then back north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 70 Division St bus and head east to LaSalle. Exit the bus and keep walking east to State and then back north to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to State and Division – the Viagra Triangle has now claimed you car, pray you don’t find it filled with condoms and ludes.

CH3 #1774

Chicago HHH Run #1774

Sunday 3/25 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Calvin Klein

Venue: Joe’s on Weed

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Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This will be our post-Shamrock Shuffle Hash. Its a little further from the course than usual, but Joe’s has typically given us a really good pitcher deal, so it’ll be worth you wankers hoofing it up there after the race.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that bitch South to North & Clyborn. Hoof it a block West to Fremont, a block South to Weed, and then another half block West to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 72 North Ave bus headed East. Ride that sucker to Sheffield. Hoof it a block South on Sheffield and then a half block East on Weed.
From Grant Park/Shamrock Shuffle: Hoof it over to State St and hop on the Red Line heading North. Hop off the train at North & Clyborn and hoof it a block West to Fremont, a block South to Weed, and then another half block West to the bar.

Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Fremont and Weed, there won’t be any parking, so have fun circling the block for hours.

CH3 #1716

Chicago Hash Run #1716 – April 10, 2011
Hare(s): Ten Dix with Wings & Yes I can! Venue: Ice Princess House- 621 S. Plymouth Court Unit 707 Chicago Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Harrison, hoof it a block East to Plymouth Ct and 1/2 block South.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to LaSalle hoof it three blocks East on Congress Parkway to Plymouth Ct and 1/2 block South.

Driving 🙁

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Harrison & Plymouth Ct. Parking is gonna really suck that day downtown however you might find something in the industrial areas to the West and South.

CH3 #1592

Chicago Hash #1592 Sunday 3.29.08 @ Stocks & Blondes – Post Shamrock Shuffle Hash

Hare(s): Glory Hole & Just Genesis
Venue: Stocks & Blondes – 40 N. Wells (right next to the Washington/Wells Brown Line Stop in the Loop)
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton. Brown Line to Washington & Wells, bar is like right by the L stop..
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Washington. Hoof it like four blocks West to Wells. Bar is by the Brown Line stop.
Driving 🙁
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to da Loop and make your way to Washington & Wells. Look for a 6pm meter or pay $40 to park in a ramp, ya goof.

CH3 #1538

Hare(s): Just I Lean & Other Unindicted Co-Conspirators
Venue: She-nannigan’s – 16 W Division
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $6 despite the US Air Force awarding the $35 billion airborne-refueling tanker contract to the Northrup-Grumman/EADS consortium’s A330-based offering over the CH-3’s half barrel-based tanker proposal.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Clark/Division, hoof it 1 1/2 blocks East to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Division, Division #70 bus East to Dearborn, bar is between Dearborn and State.

Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to your nearest Red Line stop and take the L. Cheep parking is about as easy to find as Jager bombs in Mecca. If you must drive, your best bet is West towards Cabrini Green where it thins out a bit, for obvious reasons.

2008 Bank of America Shamrock Shuffle Hash Team results are up! We finished respectablly but as expected did not beat the running shoe store teams as those people are running fanactics. Too bad there isn’t a beer drinking competition because our hash team would have flipped them like a cheese omelette!
Despite the rain and cold at the postparty a good time was had by all thanks to more beer tickets than we could possibly drink (which is saying something given we are HASHERS! Mad props to returning free beer ticket harvesting Champion Or-G (also our fastest runner!) as well as Deputy beer coupon collectors Chicken Stiffer and Salty Gash. OMG I must have had at least nine myself at the postparty and the hash was the kill shot for my day!

Shamrock Shuffle Hash Team Individual Results (top two times for each sex will count for the team overall results so Or-G and I will probably be the two dudes and Chicken Stiffer and Muff will count for the bimbos).