Anthrax 2017!

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #s 2134, 2135 & 2136

Friday, December 15, 2017 through Sunday, December 17, 2017

Welcome to CH3’s 15th annual celebration of our 2002 anthrax scare! It’s also the largest annual hashing event in Chicago, this year featuring up to 200 wonderful hashers just like you.


How do I sign up?: Take a look at the pricing structure below and click on the REGO HERE link. Please rego by Nov. 27th to receive customized goodies with your hash name on them.

Pricing tiers as follows:

1-30: $69
31-60: $80
61-90: $90

91-120: $100
121-150: $110
151 – 180: $120
181 – 200: $130
Walk-up Price: You don’t wanna know

REGO HERE: https://www.chicagohash.com/anthrax/index.php


Where should I stay? For out-of-town visitors we have a reserved block of rooms at the Travelodge.

Address: 65 East Harrison, Chicago, IL 60605
Phone: (312) 427-8000
Flat Rate for rooms is $95 with block code: CGHASH

This is smack dab in downtown so there are a plethora of touristy sites to see.

Any issues with the hotel, please inform Dr. Cockvorkian and he will work to sort it out.


What are the event details? Here is the schedule as of today. Expect a few tweaks as the event approaches.

$$$ = Included in your weekend rego price.

Thursday Dec. 14th
7:00 PM – Run with the Thirstday HHH. A-to-A Trail at O’Donnell’s – 4500 N. Elston Ave. $8

Friday Dec. 15th
6:00 AM – Day drinking on your own at any of the many watering holes in Chicago.

7:00 PM – Anthrax Prelube Trail (runners). A-to-A at Duffy’s Tavern and Grille – 420 W. Diversey Pkwy. $$$ ($8 walk-up)

8:00 PM to 11:59 PM – Drink deal at Duffy’s Tavern and Grille – 420 W. Diversey Pkwy. $20

11:59 PM – Continue drinking on your own.

Saturday Dec. 16th
11:00 AM – Check-in and pick up your goodies at our main venue at 1821 W. Hubbard St. $$$

12:00 PM – Beer will flow! $$$

1:00 PM – Chalk talk and on-out for main event runs (ball buster, long, short, walkers) A-to-A. $$$

4:00 PM – Back to the venue for a post-trail beer or 10. $$$

5:00 PM – Dinner is served. (Meal Voucher will get you Hot Dog Fiend’s tasty weiners, Cheesie’s quality grilled cheese, or Mr. Quiles tacos/burritos ) $$$

5:45 PM – Circle Up! $$$

7:00 to 11:00 PM – Party and drink the night away $$$

11:01 PM – Wander to the nearby West Loop neighborhood and continue drinking on your own.

Sunday Dec. 17th
10:00 AM – Wake up and grab brunch and a bloody Mary on your own.

Noon – Hangover run (runners, walkers) A-to-A trails at Roscoe’s – 3356 N. Halsted St. $$$ ($10 walk-up)

2:00 PM – Circle Up! $$$

3:30 PM – Lunch is served. $$$

6:00 PM – Swing Low and GTFO until Anthrax 2019!

Monday Dec. 18th
7:00 PM – Still around? Then you won’t want to miss the First Crack of the Moon Hash. A-to-A trail featuring Christmas light displays starting at TBD venue. $5

CH3 #2109 – PoP XVII

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run No. 2109

Saturday, July 22, 2017, 2 PM
Hares: Ladies of POP
Venue: O’Donnell’s – 4500 N. Elston Ave.
Hash Cash: $75 All Weekend. $65 Main Event Only

Event: Power of the Pussy 17

The theme for this year’s Power of the Pussy will be “PoP in SpAaaaAAAaAace” – join Chicago H3 as our lovely ladies launch pussy into a galaxy far, far away (you know, the one in the Delta Quadrant) filled with trails, wookies, booze, trekkies, food, aliens and booze. A trip to Space wouldn’t be cumplete without moon boots, space suits, Starfleet-issued threads and Stormtrooper armor, so costumes, as always, are not only allowed but encouraged – hell, there will even be prizes for best dressed.

New this year, we’re also introducing Miss(ter) PoP. The boys of the hash will have the opportunity to prove themselves to the harriettes of the hash all weekend in exchange for points {beads, probably beads}. There will also be a pageant-style competition with different categories throughout the weekend for you to compete in, such as Talent, Style, Q&A and Overall. So “gentlemen,” gird your loins and prepare to woo us. More details to cum.

Your rego gets you plenty of cold beer {and wine} during and after trail, delicious food at the on-in, an exclusive giveaway (provided you rego early enough) and a spectacular shitty trail through the finest city in the world. If you rego for the entire weekend you’ll get access to Friday night’s “Space Spectacular! Mission to Pre-Lube” as well as Sunday’s “Out of This World Hangover” {featuring homebrew kegs from our very own hashers}. Not only that, but you’ll have a collection of the coolest harriettes you’ll ever meet showing you a good time.

Tank tops will be available {soon!} for an additional cost.

Rego is $75 Weekend/$65 Main Event Only. Waiting until America’s Birthday? It’ll cost you $85/$75. If you show up the day of and try to pay, it’ll cost you a whopping $98/$85. Power of the Pussy is worth it at any price, but don’t say the ladies didn’t warn you about the price increases. Be smart, rego early.

Rego Here for the main event or for the whole PoP weekend.

Who’s Cumming? Well, these people…and you!

The Cock Whisperer – Chicago H3
Silent But Deadly – Chicago/Agana
Dr. Cockvorkian – Chicago H3
Stiffy for Stiffies – Your Mom H3
Dewey Sexual System – Big Hump H3
Salty Gash – Chicago H3
2:19 – The Biggest Hump H3
Snatchsquatch – Chicago H3
Two Girls, One Cupcake – Chicago H3
Menstrual Casserole – Chicago Thirstday H3
Gay Dancer – Chicago Thirstday H3
I Eat Dick – Chicago Thirstday H3
Free Mustache Rides – Big Hump H3
Hooch B4 Cooch – Chicago Thirstday H3
Let Me Blow – Chicago H3
Rusty Grundél – Chicago H3
Fetus Envy – Chicago H3
USS Cum On My Face – Chicago H3
Soul Taco – Chicago H3
Tub Dumping – Chicago H3
Lifa – Chicago H3
The Dark Kunt – Chicago Thirstday H3
James Bondage – QCH3 Dirty Pirates
NFN Ariyl – QCH3 Dirty Pirates
R2-DoMe – Chicago H3
Steel Magnolia – Chicago Thirstday H3
O’Shitty Runch – Chicago H3
Foamy Discharge – Thirstday H3
Cums On All Bases – Chicago H3
Little Trojan Annie – TH3/Wang2Mouth H3
WJew-40 – Thrstday H3/Wang2Mouth H3
Placentahontas – FUCH3
E = I’m A Douche – Eager 4 Beaver H3

And here is a map to O’Donnell’s:

CH3 #2100

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2100
Monday, May 29, 2017, 12PM

Venue: Ruji’s Foofdeck – 933 W Wolfram
Hares: Gay Dancer & It’s Too Soft
Hash Cash: $15

From da Hares: Go around back and up the stairs to the roofdeck when you arrive. Expect to gorge yourself on the finest meats and cheeses in all of the land as It’s Too Soft prepares a delicious spread for your enjoyment.
From da GM: We close out our Memorial Day weekend celebration with CH3 #2100 – hard to believe that the hash has lasted this long. Note the early start time so that visitors who have to get out of Dodge can stop in and say hello or maybe even enjoy trail before they have to disappear.

CH3 #2099

Our next run: Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2099
Sunday, May 28, 2017, 12PM

Venue: Catherine Chevalier Woods Picnic Grove #3 – Approx. 5525 N East River Rd
Hares: Lifa & Unnamed Co-conspirators
Hash Cash: $75

From da GM: This is the Memorial Day Main Event – please note the early meeting time because we only have the picnic grove until nightfall. After that we’ll re-group at Northwood Lounge (5342 N Cumberland) for the on-after.

CH3 #2098

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2098
Saturday, May 26, 2017, 2PM

Venue: Richmond’s Sports Bar – 2944 W. Grand Ave.
Hares: Snatchsquatch
Hash Cash: $15

From da Hares: It’s both Memorial Day and by birthday – in no way is this going to end poorly.
From da GM: This is the first of three trails celebrating Memorial Day Weekend – if you paid for the whole weekend the price is included in your rego, otherwise it is $15 to help cover the price of extra beer and food.

Memorial Day Pre-Pre-Lube (Pub Crawl)

Our next get-together:

Chicago Hash House Harriers Memorial Day Pre-Pre-Lube (pub crawl)
Friday, May 26, 2017, 7PM

Venue: Hawkeye’s – 1458 W Taylor St.
Hash Cash: Pay as you Go
From da GM:
If you choose, there will be a Moon Hash out of Hawkeye’s (5$, not included in your rego), with circle in the basement of the bar. Otherwise, below is the schedule of the bar crawl that will not be punctual:
Hawkeye’s (1458 W Taylor St) : 7PM – 8:15PM
Drum & Monkey (1435 W Taylor St) : 8:30PM – 9:45PM
the bar 10 DOORS (1251 W Taylor St) : 10PM – 11:15PM
Little Joe’s (1041 W Taylor St) : 11:30PM – Close

Memorial Day 2017

Friday, May 26 – Monday, May 29
| ONLINE REGISTRATION | WHO’S CUMMING | POTLUCK INFO |
| FRIDAY | SATURDAY | SUNDAY | MONDAY |

Kick off the Chicago summer in style with our annual Memorial Day Hash celebration. This year the calendars synced up perfectly, and this weekend will also include our 2100th trail. Not too shabby. If you join us for the whole weekend you’ll get access to three trails over the course of the long weekend Or you can rego for just the main even on Sunday. No matter which option you choose, you’ll get trails and circles complete with food and beverages, as well as a giveaway, and all the awesome extra shenanigans that go along with hashing in Chicago. We’ll also have the options of purchasing an extra commemorative shirt from the event for the low-low price of just $15.

If you’re attending the Main Event on Sunday, please consider taking part in our annual pot luck – bring any side dish to share with your fellow hashers and we’ll give you $5 in cold cash money back the day of the event. This helps us keep the price of the hash down, lets you show off your cooking skills, and makes sure that everyone has something to eat that they’re actually excited about. What a steal!

Registration is simple:

  1. Click the “ONLINE REGISTRATION” at the top of the page.
  2. Complete the registration form.
  3. Go to PayPal and send money to the email address you were given upon completion of the registration form.
 

PRICING BREAKDOWN

 

Weekend Price Main Event Only
Early Bird Rego (Until 3/31) $50 $40
Regular Rego (4/1 – 4/30) $60 $50
Cutting it Close Rego (5/1 – 5/25) $70 $60
Walk-Ups & Assholes $95 $75

If you need crash space, please contact da GM and we’ll make sure that you have a place to crash.

CH3 #2074

Chicago HHH #2074 – Sunday 12/18 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Stiffy for Stiffies, Little Trojan Annie, & WJew-40
Venue: Chicagos Blarney Stone
3424 N Sheffield Ave, Chicago, IL 60657
Hash Cash: $10

From da GM: This is the Anthrax Hangover! Note the early start time, so that more visitors might attend before having to rush back to their planes, trains, and automobiles in order to get home from a weekend of debauchery.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it north up Sheffield to the bar. (Approx. 10 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east. Transfer to the Red Line at North/Clybourn and go north to Addison. Hoof it back south on Sheffield to the bar (Approx. 35 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Sheffield/Newport/Clark – good luck finding parking with all the construction.