Anthrax 2017!

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #s 2134, 2135 & 2136

Friday, December 15, 2017 through Sunday, December 17, 2017

Anthrax Details are still in progress, but here’s this:

What the hell is this? It’s CH3’s 15th annual celebration of our 2002 anthrax scare. It’s also the largest annual hashing event in Chicago, this year featuring up to 200 wonderful hashers just like you.

Why the hell should I come to this? Who wouldn’t want to be in Chicago in December?

When the hell is it? December 15-17, 2017. Expect a Friday night prelube run and drink package, Saturday main event trails and party, and Sunday hangover trail.

How the hell do I sign up?: Take a look at the pricing structure below and click on the REGO HERE link.

Who the hell is in charge of this?: The giant throbbing CH3 Anthrax team.

More details to come as plans are finalized.

As it sits, we are planning on capping the event at 200, but who knows what’ll happen. Pricing tiers as follows:

1-30: $69
31-60: $80
61-90: $90

91-120: $100
121-150: $110
151 – 180: $120
181 – 200: $130
Walk-up Price: Go Fuck Yourself

There will also be date based price increase, but we’ll get to that. Rego before Thanksgiving so we can get those custom gimmies set up.

We will be setting up a Hash Hotel block similar to two years ago at the Travelodge in the loop, but if you would prefer crash space please coordinate with a host and whoever I put in charge of crash space… we cannot realistically house 100+ visitors. (Current pricing looks like $94 a night per room)

Giddy up,
~Doc

REGO HERE: https://www.chicagohash.com/anthrax/index.php

CH3 #2074

Chicago HHH #2074 – Sunday 12/18 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Stiffy for Stiffies, Little Trojan Annie, & WJew-40
Venue: Chicagos Blarney Stone
3424 N Sheffield Ave, Chicago, IL 60657
Hash Cash: $10

From da GM: This is the Anthrax Hangover! Note the early start time, so that more visitors might attend before having to rush back to their planes, trains, and automobiles in order to get home from a weekend of debauchery.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it north up Sheffield to the bar. (Approx. 10 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east. Transfer to the Red Line at North/Clybourn and go north to Addison. Hoof it back south on Sheffield to the bar (Approx. 35 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Sheffield/Newport/Clark – good luck finding parking with all the construction.

CH3 #2073

Chicago HHH #2073 – Saturday 12/17 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Anthrax Haring Committee
Venue: O’Neill’s on Wells – 411 S. Wells
Hash Cash: $130

From da GM: This is the Anthrax Main Event! Note the early start time, so that we can all get back before the sun sets and the temperature drops even more!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line into the Loop. Exit the train at LaSalle/Van Buren. Hoof it west on Van Buren and then south on Wells to the bar (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Exit the train at LaSalle. Upstairs, hoof it west on Congress and then north on Wells to the bar (Approx. 20 min)

Divvy
Park your bike at Financial Place and Congress, then hoof it north up Financial Place, west on Congress, then north again on Wells to the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wells and Congress. There is a spot hero surface lot on the corner that you can spring for if you’re dead set on driving – please leave your car overnight and don’t drive home drunk.

CH3 #2072

Chicago HHH #2072 – Friday 12/16 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Lifa & Soul Taco
Venue: Duffy’s – 420 W Diversey
Hash Cash: $20 drafts & well drinks 8PM to Midnight OR pay-as-you-go

From da GM: This is our Anthrax Pre-Lube! Stay indoors and enjoy the drink deal or venture outside for a ~4 mile trail.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown line, Purple line, 8 Halsted bus, or the 22 Clark bus south to Diversey, then hoof it east to the bar – its roughly the same commute time regardless of which of these options you take (Approx. 15 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east. You can then take the 8 Halsted, 22 Clark, 36 Broadway, or the 156 LaSalle bus going north and then hoof it to the bar. Its about the same commute regardless. (Approx. 45 min)

Divvy
Park your bike at Hampton Ct/Diversey or Stockton Dr/Wrightwood stations – both are about equidistance to the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Diversey and Sheridan – there is free parking in Lincoln Park to the southeast of the bar, but you should leave your car there overnight – don’t drive home drunk.

Anthrax 2016

Goooooooood morning, Vietnam!
Hello all you douchebags and douchebaguettes. Things are moving, wheels are in motion, restraining orders are being filed, etc, etc… But as far as registration for the best Anthrax of 2016 goes, look for a live rego site Wednesday morning at approximately 11 am CST.
CLEAR YOUR GODDAMN CALENDARS FOR WEDNESDAY AT 11AM.

As it sits, we are planning on capping the event at 150, but who knows what’ll happen. Pricing tiers as follows:
1-25: $69
26-50: $80
51-75: $90
76-100: $100
101-125: $110
126 – 150: $120
Walk-up Price: Go Fuck Yourself

There will also be date based price increase, but we’ll get to that. Rego before Thanksgiving so we can get those custom gimmies set up. Asshole.
Hugs and fistings,

~Dr. Cockvorkian

CH3 #2010

Chicago HHH #2010 – Sunday 12/20 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Dicken’s Cider
Venue: Gambler’s – 4908 N. Pulaski
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Anthrax weekend concludes with a joint CH3/SCH3 “Holiday Hash” – this may be a regular hangover/fatboy trail, or it might be more complicated.

From da Hare: Sunday will feature a full trail (plus walkers trail) with a beer stop and “holiday” shot stop. Pack will be on out at about 12:45, and trail will be about 3 miles. Lots of food after and “closing ceremonies” will be after the Bears game is over. Menu is vegetarian friendly.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Kimball. Transfer to the 81 Lawrence bus and go west to Pulaski. Hoof it north to the bar. (Approx. 35 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Irving Park. Take the Pulaski exit from the platform and transfer to the 53 Pulaski bus going north. Exit the bus at Ainslie and the bar is across the street. (Approx. 30 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Pulaski and Ainslie. Parking should be free on Pulaski, but you may be required to be the shag wagon, so be prepared.

CH3 #2009

Chicago HHH #2009 – Saturday 12/19 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Hooch Before Cooch & Mysterious Unnamed Co-Conspirators
Venue: O’Neil’s on Wells – 411 S. Wells
Walkup/Asshole Price: SOLD OUT

From da GM: Anthrax continues with the main event! Show up early to pick up your hazmat suit and giveaways! Trail will have multiple beer stops and plenty of opportunities for debauchery. The on-in will have lots of beer & food and will be sheltered from the elements. More information about the exact giveaways, food, and venue when it becomes available!

From da Hares: On-Out is PROMPTLY at 1PM. Show up early enough that you have to time to get your swag and don your hazmat suit.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Brown Line going south to the Loop. Exit the train at LaSalle/Van Buren. Hoof it west to Wells and then south to the bar. (Approx. 25 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line going towards the Loop & Forest Park. Exit the train at LaSalle and go upstairs. Hoof it west to Wells and then north to the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wells and Congress – should probably pay for SpotHero, since you’ll pay out the ass for parking in the Loop even though its the weekend.

CH3 #2008

Chicago HHH #2008 – Friday 12/18 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Lifa, It’s Too Soft, & Mysterious Unnamed Co-Conspirators
Venue: Duffy’s – 420 W. Diversey
Hash Cash: $25 Wristband OR Pay-as-You-Go

From da GM: Kick of Anthrax weekend in style! We’ll have a $25 wristband package at the bar from 7-11PM that will get you as much beer as you can handle, or you’re more than able to pay-as-you-go for whatever drinks you want.

Lifa and It’s Too Soft will be setting a regular A-to-A hash trail with on-out at 7:30.

For those wanting to stay warm and/or get the most out of their wristband deal, there will be a large contingent of hashers staying at the bar to drink and socialize.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line south to Diversey. Transfer over to the 76 Diversey bus east to Pine Grove. Hoof it half a block over to bar. (Approx. 15 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north. Transfer to the 76 Diversey bus at Damen/Clybourn/Diversey. Take the bus east to Pine Grove. Hoof it half a block over to bar. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Diversey and Pine Grove. You may be lucky and be able to find parking in Lincoln Park, but I doubt it.

Anthrax 2015

2015 is almost in the books and that can mean only one thing – time to get your butt to Chicago for The Great Chicago Anthrax Scare & Santa Hat Run before your relatives lull to sleep during the holidays with boring stories.

Once again, no street, alley, or public park in the Windy City is safe as we celebrate how a few stray dollops of flour can shut down an entire neighborhood with food, fun, and, most importantly, beer.

Your rego guarantees you the aforementioned food, fun, and beer, as well as a hazmat suit, commemorative tag, and super-exclusive giveaway (you’re expected to provide your own santa hat, you Big Hump bastards). Who knows, we may go crazy and even have a shirt that can be purchased for an additional cost.

IMPORTANT TRAIL INFORMATION

Since it looks like Gispert is going to smile down upon us once again this year with good weather, the Hares have informed me that they will be setting not one, not two, but FOUR different trails for your Anthraxening pleasure. You must choose, but choose wisely –

“Gotta Lose that Muffin Top” BALLBUSTER ~10 miles
“I Believe I Can Fly” EAGLE ~ 7 miles
“At Least I Tried” TURKEY ~ 5 miles
“Give Me Booze Already” WALKERS ~3.5 miles

Each trail cums with at least three different drink stops plus the usual shenanigans that you’ve cum to expect from Anthrax.

CH3 #1946

Chicago HHH Run #1946
Sunday 12/21 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch & Half Fag
Venue: Lincoln Square Lanes – 4874 N. Lincoln Ave

Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: We’re letting Snatchsquatch and Half Fag hare the Anthrax 2014 Hangover Trail – party like its 2011!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line north to Western. Go downstairs and hoof it north on Lincoln Ave and then go upstairs to the bowling alley.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 49 Western bus north to Ainslie. Exit the bus and hoof it up Lincoln and go upstairs to the bowling alley.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Ainslie. Park in the McDonald’s parking lot and get a thousand cheeseburgers you fattie fattie no friends.