CH3 #2098

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2098
Saturday, May 26, 2017, 2PM

Venue: Richmond’s Sports Bar – 2944 W. Grand Ave.
Hares: Snatchsquatch
Hash Cash: $15

From da Hares: It’s both Memorial Day and by birthday – in no way is this going to end poorly.
From da GM: This is the first of three trails celebrating Memorial Day Weekend – if you paid for the whole weekend the price is included in your rego, otherwise it is $15 to help cover the price of extra beer and food.

Memorial Day Pre-Pre-Lube (Pub Crawl)

Our next get-together:

Chicago Hash House Harriers Memorial Day Pre-Pre-Lube (pub crawl)
Friday, May 26, 2017, 7PM

Venue: Hawkeye’s – 1458 W Taylor St.
Hash Cash: Pay as you Go
From da GM:
If you choose, there will be a Moon Hash out of Hawkeye’s (5$, not included in your rego), with circle in the basement of the bar. Otherwise, below is the schedule of the bar crawl that will not be punctual:
Hawkeye’s (1458 W Taylor St) : 7PM – 8:15PM
Drum & Monkey (1435 W Taylor St) : 8:30PM – 9:45PM
the bar 10 DOORS (1251 W Taylor St) : 10PM – 11:15PM
Little Joe’s (1041 W Taylor St) : 11:30PM – Close

Memorial Day 2017

Friday, May 26 – Monday, May 29
| ONLINE REGISTRATION | WHO’S CUMMING | POTLUCK INFO |
| FRIDAY | SATURDAY | SUNDAY | MONDAY |

Kick off the Chicago summer in style with our annual Memorial Day Hash celebration. This year the calendars synced up perfectly, and this weekend will also include our 2100th trail. Not too shabby. If you join us for the whole weekend you’ll get access to three trails over the course of the long weekend Or you can rego for just the main even on Sunday. No matter which option you choose, you’ll get trails and circles complete with food and beverages, as well as a giveaway, and all the awesome extra shenanigans that go along with hashing in Chicago. We’ll also have the options of purchasing an extra commemorative shirt from the event for the low-low price of just $15.

If you’re attending the Main Event on Sunday, please consider taking part in our annual pot luck – bring any side dish to share with your fellow hashers and we’ll give you $5 in cold cash money back the day of the event. This helps us keep the price of the hash down, lets you show off your cooking skills, and makes sure that everyone has something to eat that they’re actually excited about. What a steal!

Registration is simple:

  1. Click the “ONLINE REGISTRATION” at the top of the page.
  2. Complete the registration form.
  3. Go to PayPal and send money to the email address you were given upon completion of the registration form.
 

PRICING BREAKDOWN

 

Weekend Price Main Event Only
Early Bird Rego (Until 3/31) $50 $40
Regular Rego (4/1 – 4/30) $60 $50
Cutting it Close Rego (5/1 – 5/25) $70 $60
Walk-Ups & Assholes $95 $75

If you need crash space, please contact da GM and we’ll make sure that you have a place to crash.

CH3 #2074

Chicago HHH #2074 – Sunday 12/18 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Stiffy for Stiffies, Little Trojan Annie, & WJew-40
Venue: Chicagos Blarney Stone
3424 N Sheffield Ave, Chicago, IL 60657
Hash Cash: $10

From da GM: This is the Anthrax Hangover! Note the early start time, so that more visitors might attend before having to rush back to their planes, trains, and automobiles in order to get home from a weekend of debauchery.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it north up Sheffield to the bar. (Approx. 10 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east. Transfer to the Red Line at North/Clybourn and go north to Addison. Hoof it back south on Sheffield to the bar (Approx. 35 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Sheffield/Newport/Clark – good luck finding parking with all the construction.

CH3 #2073

Chicago HHH #2073 – Saturday 12/17 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Anthrax Haring Committee
Venue: O’Neill’s on Wells – 411 S. Wells
Hash Cash: $130

From da GM: This is the Anthrax Main Event! Note the early start time, so that we can all get back before the sun sets and the temperature drops even more!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line into the Loop. Exit the train at LaSalle/Van Buren. Hoof it west on Van Buren and then south on Wells to the bar (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Exit the train at LaSalle. Upstairs, hoof it west on Congress and then north on Wells to the bar (Approx. 20 min)

Divvy
Park your bike at Financial Place and Congress, then hoof it north up Financial Place, west on Congress, then north again on Wells to the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wells and Congress. There is a spot hero surface lot on the corner that you can spring for if you’re dead set on driving – please leave your car overnight and don’t drive home drunk.

CH3 #2072

Chicago HHH #2072 – Friday 12/16 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Lifa & Soul Taco
Venue: Duffy’s – 420 W Diversey
Hash Cash: $20 drafts & well drinks 8PM to Midnight OR pay-as-you-go

From da GM: This is our Anthrax Pre-Lube! Stay indoors and enjoy the drink deal or venture outside for a ~4 mile trail.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown line, Purple line, 8 Halsted bus, or the 22 Clark bus south to Diversey, then hoof it east to the bar – its roughly the same commute time regardless of which of these options you take (Approx. 15 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east. You can then take the 8 Halsted, 22 Clark, 36 Broadway, or the 156 LaSalle bus going north and then hoof it to the bar. Its about the same commute regardless. (Approx. 45 min)

Divvy
Park your bike at Hampton Ct/Diversey or Stockton Dr/Wrightwood stations – both are about equidistance to the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Diversey and Sheridan – there is free parking in Lincoln Park to the southeast of the bar, but you should leave your car there overnight – don’t drive home drunk.

Anthrax 2016

Goooooooood morning, Vietnam!
Hello all you douchebags and douchebaguettes. Things are moving, wheels are in motion, restraining orders are being filed, etc, etc… But as far as registration for the best Anthrax of 2016 goes, look for a live rego site Wednesday morning at approximately 11 am CST.
CLEAR YOUR GODDAMN CALENDARS FOR WEDNESDAY AT 11AM.

As it sits, we are planning on capping the event at 150, but who knows what’ll happen. Pricing tiers as follows:
1-25: $69
26-50: $80
51-75: $90
76-100: $100
101-125: $110
126 – 150: $120
Walk-up Price: Go Fuck Yourself

There will also be date based price increase, but we’ll get to that. Rego before Thanksgiving so we can get those custom gimmies set up. Asshole.
Hugs and fistings,

~Dr. Cockvorkian

CH3 #2049

Chicago HHH #2049 – Sunday 8/7 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Ladies of POP
Venue: Soul Deck – 3641 W. Belmont
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Now that the cherry has been popped, ain’t nobody got time for a baby. Head (who said head?) over to the Soul Deck for a Plan B Hangover cumplete with a walking only trail, Home Brew/Cocktail Contest, probably more strippy cup and of course, cuddle puddle. This trail is included in your Weekend Rego, walk ups are $8.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 77 Belmont bus and go west to Central Park. Hoof it west to Soul Taco’s – you may have to go around back. (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont. Then either be lazy and grab the 77 bus to Central Park or just hoof it west to Soul Taco’s – you may have to go around back. (Approx. 20 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Monticello & Belmont.

CH3 #2048

Chicago HHH #2048 – Saturday 8/6 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Ladies of POP
Venue: Will’s Northwood – 3030 N. Racine
Hash Cash: $65

From da Hares: In celebration of it being 16 years old, the theme for this year’s Power of the Pussy will be “Cherry POP: Super Sweet Sixteen” – join Chicago H3 as our lovely ladies try to remember a time when they were looking forward to high school dances and losing their virginity underneath the bleachers to the varsity quarterback. Super Sweet Sixteen wouldn’t be cumplete without fancy dresses, tiaras and red carpets (but does it match the drapes?) so costumes, as always, are not only allowed but encouraged – hell, there will even be prizes for best dressed.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it over to Racine and Nelson. (Approx. 10 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north. Exit the bus at Belmont and transfer to the 77 Belmont bus going east. Take that one over to Racine and then hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Racine and Nelson – there is parking in the neighborhood west of Racine, parking east is zoned, however..