CH3 #1598

Chicago Hash #1598 Monday 5.11.09 @ Kelly’s Pub

Hare(s): Erin Go Buff & Lifa
Venue: Kelly’s Pub – 949 W. Webster Ave
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, hoof it two blocks South to Webster, Kelly’s is right next to the L tracks, like Party Central, except much closer.
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From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to California, hoof it a block and half North to Fullerton, take the Fullerton #74 bus East to Sheffield, hoof it two blocks South to Webster, Kelly’s is right next to the L tracks.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to whilst dodging Chicago’s ever-increasing supply of potholes and cruise to the intersection of Sheffield and Webster. Look for whatever parking you can find tho not much is good around there. Side streets are Zone 143 Permit after 6pm. If you wish to drive you are in luck Kelly’s has parking next to the building under the el. Best way to access this is to use Sheffield if going north turn right in the alley right before you see Webster. Make a left under the EL and park your car. If you are cumming from the North Cross Webster and make an immediate left into the alley and park under the el on the left side. CARS MUST BE MOVED by MIDNIGHT!!!

CH3 #1597

Chicago Hash #1597 5.4.09 @ Czerwone Jabluszko (AKA Red Apple) POLISH CONSTITUTION DAY HASH

May 4, 2009 6:02 am / itstoosoft
Hare(s): 69 Cent Man, Virgin Banger, Cuma Slutra
Venue: Czerwone Jabluszko (AKA Red Apple), 3121 N. Milwaukee Ave., Chicago, 60618
Hash Cash: $13. This covers the full Polish buffet dinner, beer, tax & tip
NOTE WE ARE OUT AT 7PM SHARP (NOT THE USUAL 7:30) DUE TO THE CLOSING TIME OF THE RESTAURANT AT 10PM SO BE THERE BEFORE 7 IF YOU WANT TO RUN WITH THE PACK!!!

We will depart at 7:00 sharp so that we can get back in time for the ON-IN and to enjoy their great food.

DRESS: Wear a Polish shirt (provided that it is not from a Polish beer company, as our sponsor, the Stawski Distributing Co., is brewing a new Polish beer under their own name).

DIRECTIONS: By car: From Warsaw, ND: Head east on 61st St NE toward 157th Ave NE; Turn right to merge onto I-29 S; Take exit 63A-B to merge onto I-94 E toward Minneapolis, Entering Minnesota; Take the exit on the left onto I-694 E; Take exit 58B for I-94 E toward Madison; Slight right at I-94 E
Entering Wisconsin; Continue on I-90 E, Partial toll road, Entering Illinois; Take Keeler exit; Turn left onto W. Irving Park Rd., Turn right onto N. Pulaski Rd.; Turn left onto N. Milwaukee Ave.; Destination will be on the left.

From Panna Maria, TX: Head southwest on FM-81 toward Highway 380; Turn right at TX-123; Turn left at Farm Rd 81; Turn right at US-181; Take the ramp onto I-37 N; Take exit 133 to merge onto I-410 N; Continue on I-35 N; Slight right at I-35E N (signs for Fort Worth/ I 35W N); Take exit 428A for I-30 E toward Griffin St/ Texarkana; Keep left at the fork to continue toward I-30 E and merge onto I-30 E, Entering Arkansas; ke exit 143B to merge onto I-40 E/ US-167 N/ US-67 N toward Memphis
Continue to follow I-40 E; Take exit 277 to merge onto I-55 N toward Blytheville/ St Louis, Entering Missouri; Take exit 66A to merge onto I-57 N toward Chicago, Entering Illinois; Merge onto I-94 W; Take exit 45C for Belmont Ave toward 3200 N; Slight left at W Belmont Ave; Turn left at N. Hamlin Ave., Turn left at N. Milwaukee Ave.; Destination will be on the left.

By CTA: Milwaukee Ave. bus (#56); or Belmont bus (#77), exit at Hamlin Ave., walk south on Hamlin Ave., then southeast on Milwaukee Ave. to restaurant.

FMI: 312-409-BEER (2337), www.chicagohash.com

On-On!
69 Cent Man

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont, Belmont #77 bus to Hamlin (just before Milwaukee) hoof it South on Hamlin to Milwaukee and turn left (SE) about 1/2 block to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont. Cut 1/2 block South to Barry and either hoof it like six blocks West to Milwaukee or hop the aforementioned Belmont #77 bus to Hamlin, as described above, if you’re in a lazy kinda mood.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to just SE of Belmont & Milwaukee. Parking is ludicrously plentiful in Avondale and you may even be able to score a space in the restaurant’s lot out back. As Milwaukee is a diagonal street, the lot is kinda oddly-shaped in a sorta trapezoidal way..

CH3 #1596

Chicago Hash #1596 Sunday 4.26.09 – Party Central SkyDeck Opening Day Drinkstravaganza!

Hare(s): Fuji, Asscapades & Happy Ass Grabber
Venue: Party Central SkyDeck – 933 W Wolfram St, Rooftop.
Hash Cash: $8 Includes a keg & BBQ cookout at the on-in with views of the downtown Skyline and the lights of Wrigley Field. Outdoor Party Season is HERE!!!
Cubs will have been playing for almost a month now and the Chicago Hash House Harriers celebrates the arrival of “Summer” as we ring in the cutover to Monday nights at our last Sunday afternoon hash until October 2009! If but nothing else catch the infamous Party Central Keg Hoist in action for the first time in ‘09!

This year we combine the best of both worlds – a Happy Ass Grabber trail and Fuji keg party! It just doesn’t get much better than that!!

CALL IN SICK ON MONDAY!!!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Diversey, hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the SkyDeck.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Logan Square. Hoof it a couplea blocks North to Diversey and take the Diversey #76 bus East to Sheffield hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the SkyDeck..

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Diversey & Sheffield. Side streets are resident zone permit after 6pm so best bet is Sheffield South of Diversey or Diversey West of Sheffield. Many meters in this ’hood are 9pm or Sunday check your meter before parking your precious sled.

CH3 #1595

Chicago Hash #1595 Sunday 4/19/09 @ Double Bubble

Hare(s): R Tard E
Venue: Double Bubble – 6036 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Thorndale, hoof it East about a block to Broadway and North on Broadway. Bar actually appears to be roughly equidistant between Thorndale and Granville.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, Foster 92 bus to Berwyn Red Line, then de-train at Thorndale, hoof it East about a block to Broadway and North on Broadway.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Broadway and Norwood. This is Edgewater so parking should be plentiful.

CH3 #1594

Chicago Hash #1594 Sunday 4/12 3rd Annual Easter Hash

Hare(s): Virturally Hung and Cum In My Assfault
Venue: Casa de Virtual – 4619 N. Magnolia
Hash Cash: $8

Please come out to the 4th (I think?) Annual Easter Hash hosted by Virtually Hung and myself. We will have a keg, easter egg hunt, dinner, and an awesomely shitty trail out of Virtual’s place, 4619 N. Magnolia Ave.

We would like to make this a potluck to keep the hash cash at $8, so if you can, please bring a dish to share. You certainly don’t have to, but you could also help us out w/ non-food items. If possible, RSVP via email or on hashspace.
http://www.hashspac e.com/events/ 4th-annual- ch3-easter- hashonline casino

So far we are having:

Ham
Braised Lamb Shanks
Veggie Lasagna
Chicken Queso w/ Chips
Scandinavian Bread

Thanks,
Assfault

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Wilson, hoof it a couplea blocks West to Magnolia and 1/2 block North on Magnolia.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Montrose, CTA #78 Montrose bus to Magnolia, hoof it 1/2 block North on Magnolia.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Wilson & Magnolia. This is Uptown so parking is usually quite plentiful in that ‘hood. May not want to bring the “nice” car tho.

CH3 #1593

Chicago Hash #1593 Sunday 4/5, 2pm @ Cortland Garage – “The Return of Uploader Hash”

Hare(s): Pick-up Hash
Venue: Cortland Garage – 1645 W. Cortland St. Chicago (this is the old Leopard Lounge)
Hash Cash: $8

This hash will mark the RETURN of “UPLOADER” to the hash since his injuries. Please make it to the hash to show your support for him during his time of recovery! Uploader and Soggy Deposits plan to be at the ON-IN on Sunday!!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Armitage, Armitage #73 bus West to Cortland between Marshfield & Paulina.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Western, hoof it two blocks North to Armitage, Armitage #73 bus East to Cortland between Marshfield & Paulina.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Cortland between Marshfield & Paulina.

CH3 #1592

Chicago Hash #1592 Sunday 3.29.08 @ Stocks & Blondes – Post Shamrock Shuffle Hash

Hare(s): Glory Hole & Just Genesis
Venue: Stocks & Blondes – 40 N. Wells (right next to the Washington/Wells Brown Line Stop in the Loop)
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton. Brown Line to Washington & Wells, bar is like right by the L stop..
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Washington. Hoof it like four blocks West to Wells. Bar is by the Brown Line stop.
Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to da Loop and make your way to Washington & Wells. Look for a 6pm meter or pay $40 to park in a ramp, ya goof.

CH3 #1591

Chicago Hash #1591 3.22.09 @ Gilhooley’s & The Mystic

Hare(s): Milk My Yak
Venue: Gilhooley’s – 3901 W 103rd st
Hash Cash: $8 for more entertainment than you can get pretty much anywhere else for this price!

I promise a spectacularly shitty trail, and maybe the beerstop will have some of the beer that didn’t make the cut for Hashball. Someone needs to drink this crap.

You’re all screwed!
Yak

Gilhooley’s-3901 W 103rd st, Chicago, IL 60655 (773) 233-2020
www.gilhooleyssxu.com

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Donate old sneakers for Evanston Special Ed at this week’s hash!

Got shoes????

One of the special education school in Evanston is collecting old sneakers to recycle for playground surfaces and equipment. Anyhow if you have donations and will be hashing in the near future, please bring them. I will collect the shoes 3/22 and if you would love to donate your stinking, gross, disgusting, old hashing shoes for a good cause, please bring them. Maybe just once we can think about something besides beer, sex, and rock and roll….. Briefly that is…

Thanks in advance,
on on,
Bloody Thighs

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to 95th the end and then get on the #103 103rd west bus (note there is a 103rd East bus too which is a different route, and on Sundays either the 1:38 or 1:58pm will get you to the bar in time for the hash) get off in front of the bar. This can get dicey, but it’s easy. For a safer route that takes a bit longer but you woun’t get rolled, take the Orange line to Pulaski. Hop on a 53a bus going south on Pulaski (1:31pm or 1:51pm) and take it to 103rd. The bar is less than a block east.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jackson, then Red Line to 95th the end and then get on the 103rd west bus. get off in front of the bar. This can get dicey, but it’s easy. For a safer route that takes a bit longer but you woun’t get rolled, take the Orange line to Pulaski. Hop on a 53a bus going south on Pulaski and take it to 103rd. The bar is less than a block east.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled take the Flyin’ Ryan south to Halsted. Get off and go straight at the light at the end of the ramp. Follow the frontage road staying left at the fork, and then turn right (west)at 103rd street. Go 3 miles west on 103rd, and the bar will be just before Pulaski. Big parking lot BEHIND the CVS is legit on Sundays.

CH3 #1590

Chicago Hash #1590 3.15.09 @ O’Lanagan’s

Hare(s): Cumma Slutra
Venue: O’Lanagan’s – 2335 W. Montrose Ave. Chicago (Lincoln Square)
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, hoof it four blocks South to Montrose and then East (left) on Montrose about a block bar is on the Southern border of Wells Park.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Montrose, Montrose 78 bus East to Western, hoof it four blocks South to Montrose and then East (left) on Montrose about a block bar is on the Southern border of Wells Park.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Montrose & Western, then one block East to Claremont. On street parking on the side streets is usually very not bad.

CH3 #1589

Chicago Hash #1589 – 03.08.09 @ Mahoney’s & Casa de Crop Duster

Hare(s): Crop Duster & Cuma Slutra
Venue: Mahoney’s – 551 N Ogden
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8

NOTE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME STARTS SO SET YOUR CLOCKS AN HOUR AHEAD SATURDAY NIGHT

Yes, yet another new hash bar brought to you by the Lodge Group!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton. Halsted 8 bus to Grand, and then either Grand 65 bus West to Ogden or walk to Ogden just before Racine.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Grand. Then either Grand 65 bus West to Ogden or walk to Ogden just before Racine.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Ogden & Racine. Parking should be pretty decent as this is West of the freeway.