Category: All Chicago Hash Runs

CH3 #1582

Chicago Hash #1582 1.18.09 @ Casa de Stab’em – Stupid Man’s Retirement Weekend

Hare(s): Lifa & Stab’em & Slab’em
Venue: Casa de Stab’em – 6530 University Ave
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8. Brats will be provided at the on in, please bring sides to share.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to the Loop, transfer to the Green Line (Lake or Wabash sides, the Green Line dues not run in the Wells or the Van Buren part of the Loop elevated tracks) to East 63rd/Cottage Grove and hoof it like five blocks East and three blocks South to 65th & University.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Clark transfer to the Green Line (Lake or Wabash sides, the Green Line dues not run in the Wells or the Van Buren part of the Loop elevated tracks) to East 63rd/Cottage Grove and hoof it like five blocks East and three blocks South to 65th & University..

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to 65th & S Universtiy. Parking is quite ample in this hood.

CH3 #1581

Chicago Hash #1581 1.11.09 @ Murphy’s Bleachers

Hare(s): Snatchsquatch & AssCapades
Venue: Murphy’s Bleachers – 3655 N. Sheffield Ave
Hash Cash: Still a terrific bargain at a mere $8 – hells bells, a single beer with tip is about that much at Wrigley and we’re just across the street having MANY beers for the same eight bones!
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Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Addison, walk North on Sheffield one block.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison, Addison 152 bus East to Sheffield and hoof it one block North.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Addison & Waveland. Parking is pretty sketchy by Wrigley Field so stick to major streets as most side streets are Zone 383 permit after 6pm.

CH3 #1580

Chicago Hash #1580 1.4.08 @ Greektown Gyros

Hare(s): Erin Go Buff
Venue: Greektown Gyros – 239 S. Halsted
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite it being in 2009, THE Chicago Hash House Harriers’ 31st year of hashing!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Jackson, cutover to da Blue Line to Halsted, walk a couplea blocks North on Halsted to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Halsted, walk a couplea blocks North on Halsted to da bar.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Halsted & Jackson. Parking is dicey around Greektown but odds are better South or West.

Anthrax 2008

Hare(s): It’s Too Soft (the original Anthrax Scare Hare) and Numerous Unindicted Co-Conspirators
Venue: The Beaumont – 2020 N Halsted (Armitage & Halsted, just East of the Armitage Brown Line)
Hash Cash: Starts @ $35 and up depending on how early you register.

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Hare(s): It’s Too Soft and other Unindicted Co-Conspirators
Venue: The Beamont – 2020 N. Halsted (Armitage & Halsted, just East of the Armitage Brown Line
Party: Private Party Room, 4 hours unlimited Beer & Wine, great food catered by Robinson’s (great ribs, BBQ chicken, etc), dancing under the influence and other great entertainment you just can’t pay for!

Swag: Hazmat Suit, Souvenir Nametag, Commemorative Event T-Shirt. Please note due to environmental concerns please re-cycle your Santa Hats from previous years and/or decorate/ accessorize you own. Prize for best-decorated hat!

Accomodations: Days inn Lincoln Park (~$100/night) or Arlington House Youth Hostel (~$60-$70/night)
Pricing/Registration:
Download our PDF rego form, fill out, and mail with check payment to T. Heldmann – 644 W Arlington Pl #2B Chicago IL 60614
Pay via internet on PayPal (note additional PayPal fees apply)
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Hash Name, Nerd Name, Home Hash

>>> Nov 16th-Dec 7th: $35 ($36.29 PayPal)
>>> Dec 7th -19th: $40 ($41.43 PayPal)
>>> Dec 20th Walk-ups (if available) $45 cash only please
The World’s Longest-Running* Hash Anthrax Scare Celebration**
Saturday, December 20, 2008 Meet at 1400hrs CST, on out at 1430hrs (2:00pm)
Join THE Chicago Hash House Harriers for our Winter 2008 Flagship Event – the 7th Anniversary of Chicago’s Great Anthrax Scare of 2002!!!
This year’s event is once again ALL NEW as we have rented out the HUGE backroom of one of our favorite hash bars, THE BEAUMONT right at Ground Zero of the Lincoln Park “beautiful people” corridor, Armitage & Halsted! This rather unassuming bar by day transforms into a huge dance club for the late night 21-27 year old crowd between midnight and their exceptional closing time of 5am! The hash will be there a tad earlier but for the true die-hards y’all can party there ALL NIGHT!! We had 114 peeps last year for 6th Anthrax and this year we have the space for waaaaay more!
Rego’s and pricing information will be available in October but to the extent we can continue to contain costs despite the cost of like EVERYTHING SKYROCKETING we expect 7th Anthrax to be priced as close as we can to last year and still be one of the BEST VALUES IN HASHING.
To view the authentic news media coverage on the 2002 Anthrax Scare click here
More time to kill? Check out Flying Booger’s remarks on Chicago 6th Antrhax on his Half Mind Blog here and also see the 2007 Anthrax web page as well as Big Hump’s Do My Butt’s writeup about the Great Megabus of Shame incident that followed 6th Anthrax after they hit our hangover and had a few more on the bus.
(*) refers to most consecutive years, not length of trails
(**) longest-running and also the only one that we are aware of
Pre-Lube Pub Crawl – Friday, December 19 @6pm: A “mini” pub crawl in Wrigleyville with 4-6 bars (Drinks are pay-as-you go with Specials TBA)
Hangover Hash – Sunday, December 21@11am: Hared by whoever in chicago MisManageMent can still move. Start location TBA. The usual $8 Hash cash applies but we should have leftover food!
Doubt our street cred? Pix from 2007 can be found by clicking on Pictures in the Nav bar to the right for the CH3’s official pictures as well as other peoples pix Batteries’ Pix and Return 2 Gender’s Pix and So So’s pix Pre-Lube / Anthr@x / Hangover

Click Here To Read About the History
of Chicago’s Great Anthrax Scare Hash

Who’s Coming So Far? PAID REGOS:

Road Warriors:
Anal Warts – Minneapolis H3
Ball Likkah – Minneapolis H3
Clit Eatswood – Minneapolis H3
Just Heidi – Minneapolis H3
Lickety Slit – Minneapolis H3
Minneapolis Mystery Hasher
Little Ho Peep – Minneapolis H3
Fuck Man Chu – Minneapolis H3
Cookie Cumster – Waukesha H3
Cop-U-Lator – Waukesha H3
Just Chris – Waukesha H3
Sphincter Grease – Waukesha H3
Oh My Dawg – Waukesha H3
Just Tomoko – Samurai H3 (Japan)
Wee Willy Nelson – Samurai H3 (Japan)
Balls Deep – Biloxi HHH
Wants Infinity Gets Five – Biloxi HHH
All The Way In – Over The Hump H3 Quantico
Hot Lips – Grand Rapids H3
NAGN – Grand Rapids H3
Unnatural Gas – Cowtown (Columbus) HHH
Fluffer – Sin City H3
Lil Pisster – Sin City H3

Da Localz:
Barks On All Fours -THE Chicago H3
Ballsalotopus -THE Chicago H3
Batteries Not Included – THE Chicago H3
Calvin Klein – THE Chicago H3
Chicken Stiffer – THE Chicago H3
Cuma Slutra – THE Chicago H3
Crop Duster – THE Chicago H3
Dude Where’s My Car? – THE Chicago H3
Glory Hole – THE Chicago H3
Hoosier Daddy – THE Chicago H3
Its Too Soft – THE Chicago H3
Just Angela – THE Chicago H3
Just I Lean -THE Chicago H3
Just Joe – THE Chicago H3
Just Taylor – THE Chicago H3
Lifa -THE Chicago H3
Magnetic Muff – THE Chicago H3
Milk My Yak – THE Chicago H3
Mouthful of Meat – THE Chicago H3
Mudsucker – THE Chicago H3
Odor Eater – THE Chicago H3
Poultry F*cker – THE Chicago H3
R-Tard-E – THE Chicago H3
Rotten Whore – THE Chicago H3
$0.69 Cent Man – THE Chicago H3
Soggy Deposits – THE Chicago H3
Stab’em and Slab’em – THE Chicago H3
Stupid Man – THE Chicago H3
Super Stuffher – THE Chicago H3
Uploader -THE Chicago H3
Corn Star – Other Chicago
International Virgin – Other Chicago
MotorWhore-A – Other Chicago

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Armitage, hoof it three short blocks East to Hasted and cut North about 50 yards to da bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Western, Armitage 73 bus to Halsted, hoof it 1/2 block to da bar.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Armitage and Halsted. You can park in the Lincoln Park High School lot but be sure to remove your sled before 10pm or you might be paying an additional $120 hash cash to Lincoln Towing by Cabrini Green.

CH3 #1575

Hare(s): Specklebird
Venue: Independence Tap – 3932 W. Irving Park Rd, Chicago
Hash Cash: This time we go with SC @ $4 (drink fast!) despite the NY Giants’ Plaxico Burress taking a loaded handgun out with him for Christmas shopping this past week.

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That’s right, we don’t know much, but we do know that we will be drinking beer and ambulating like Idiots from the Independence Tap located at Irving Park Rd. and Pulaski.
The great and honorable Idiot himself will be presiding over festivities. Rhotan? you innocently ask…No, hisonner, the right noble Specklebird. This is also one of many chances you have to own one of the coveted (by someone I’m sure) Idiot’s Day shirts. ($10-$11.50 for idiots, $15 for proven idiots).
Walkers trail is usually provided, dogs, children and child-like behavior also welcome and expected. Bring some tasty comesteble for the On-In. Beverages will be in abundance.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Sheridan, take the Irving Park #80 (or X80 if you’re lucky!) to Harding which is a block before Pulaski.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Irving Park, hoof it 1-1/2 blocks East to Harding.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Irving and Harding. Parking is pleasantly findable in this neck of the hoods.

CH3 #1574

Hare(s): Lifa, Bloody Thighs & Mudsucker
Venue: Mitchells, 3356 S. Halsted (used to be Puffers)
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite the government’s latest bailout of Citigroup!
The pitchers will be $6.25 each (normal price) but they will also put out hot dogs for us to eat.
Be prepared to run some train tracks, e.g. urban shiggy.
I will have the Bears on the big screen TV after the hash (Sunday night game), so the party can gravitate to Mudsucker’s abode after the hash to watch the Bears crush (hopefully) the Vikings!!!
Mud
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to 35th, hoof it four blocks East to Halsted and then two blocks South on Halsted to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jackson, switch to Red Line to 35th, hoof it four blocks East to Halsted and then two blocks South on Halsted to the bar.
or – Orange Line to Halsted, then #8 Halsted bus south for 1 mile to 33rd.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to exit the Dan Ryan at 31st street, west to Halsted (3/4 mile), left to 3356. Or exit 35th (Sox Park), west to Halsted, right to 3356.