Glorious Victorious

Melody – Itself

Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer

Drunk last night,
Drunk the night before,
Gonna get drunk tonight,
Like I’ve never been drunk before,
Cause when I’m drunk I’m as happy as can be,
Cause we’re all part of the Hashing family.

Oh the Hashing Family
Is the best family
To ever come over
From Old Germany.
You’ve got your High Hash Drunks
You’ve got your Low Hash Drunks
You’ve got your Asian Drunks
And we’re all fucking drunk.

Singing glorious,
One keg of beer for the four of us.
Singing Glory be to God that there are no more of us,
Cause one of us could drink it all alone
Damn near, pass the beer, to the rear, of the Hash House!

Actions: With the line “High Hash Drunks” the hand is usually held at head level and then moved to waist level for the line “Low Hash Drunks.” With the line “Asian Drunks” all hashers usually use their elbows to highlight any hashers in attendance that are Asian.

Notes: If there are no Asian Hashers, the line changes to “We got no Asian Drunks” with everyone shrugging.

Additional Verses: Many hashes use this song as a long song, with verses sung about particular kennels or hashers before singing the refrain of “singing glorious, victorious” above.