Melody – The Girl I Left Behind Me
Oh, the liquor was spilled on the barroom floor,
And the shop was closed for the night,
When out from his hole crept a little brown mouse,
And sat in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the liquor on the barroom floor,
And back on his haunches he sat,
And all night long you could hear him roar,
BRING ON THE GODDAMNED CAT!
Oh, the cat came out and they had a little spat,
And the cat ate up on the mouse, (Chomp! Chomp!)
And the moral of the story is,
YOU CAN’T DRINK LIQUOR ON THE HOUSE!
Actions: The line “Chomp! Chomp!” is accompanied with hand motion of a mouth chewing on something.
Variant: The final line is sometimes changed to “DON’T FUCK WITH PUSSY” and yelled by Or-G, or if Or-G is not there the RA.
Notes: The line “Chomp! Chomp!” is also often repeated after every other line in the song due to the fact that it once caused Calvin Klein to mess up the song. Additionally, the third line in the last two verses (“roar” and “is”) is frequently sung as loud as possible and held for a very long time – I believe I started this and I have regretted it ever since.
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