When She Was a Young Girl

Melody – The Happy Wanderer

When she was a little girl, she had a little thing,
And when I tried, I could get, my little finger in.

Finger in, (Finger in!)
Finger in, (Finger in!)
Finger in, (Finger in!)
Finger Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Finger in, finger in,
My little finger in!

Now she’s a little older, that thing has lost its charm,
Now I can get five fingers in, and half my fucking arm,

Fucking arm, (Fucking arm!)
Fucking arm, (Fucking arm!)
Fucking arm, (Fucking arm!)
Fucking Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Fucking arm, fucking arm,
And half my fucking arm!

She’s ninety-two years old now, and she is almost dead,
Now I can get my both arms in and half my fucking head.

Fucking head, (WHO SAID HEAD!?)
Fucking head, (WHO SAID HEAD!?)
Fucking head, (WHO SAID HEAD!?)
Fucking Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Fucking head, fucking head,
And half my fucking head!


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