CH3 #1596

Chicago Hash #1596 Sunday 4.26.09 – Party Central SkyDeck Opening Day Drinkstravaganza!

Hare(s): Fuji, Asscapades & Happy Ass Grabber
Venue: Party Central SkyDeck – 933 W Wolfram St, Rooftop.
Hash Cash: $8 Includes a keg & BBQ cookout at the on-in with views of the downtown Skyline and the lights of Wrigley Field. Outdoor Party Season is HERE!!!
Cubs will have been playing for almost a month now and the Chicago Hash House Harriers celebrates the arrival of “Summer” as we ring in the cutover to Monday nights at our last Sunday afternoon hash until October 2009! If but nothing else catch the infamous Party Central Keg Hoist in action for the first time in ‘09!

This year we combine the best of both worlds – a Happy Ass Grabber trail and Fuji keg party! It just doesn’t get much better than that!!

CALL IN SICK ON MONDAY!!!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Diversey, hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the SkyDeck.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Logan Square. Hoof it a couplea blocks North to Diversey and take the Diversey #76 bus East to Sheffield hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the SkyDeck..

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Diversey & Sheffield. Side streets are resident zone permit after 6pm so best bet is Sheffield South of Diversey or Diversey West of Sheffield. Many meters in this ’hood are 9pm or Sunday check your meter before parking your precious sled.

Pint 4A Pint 2009

Uploader Blood Drive

Hey all,
Whether or not you are able to give blood to support the Uploader blood drive, come out out to Hog Head McDunna’s at 1505 W. Fullerton at 2 pm on Saturday April 25th to grab a beer and some food in honor of this non-trail hash event. If you still need to donate, the Lincoln Park Life Source donation center is located at 1523 W. Fullerton. Just be sure to give blood BEFORE you start drinking. And if you decide to have a beer after you donate, be aware that you’ll get drunk a lot faster with one less pint of blood. The code to credit our account for the blood drive is 290E.

On On
-Fistful of Pricks

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1595

Chicago Hash Tale of the trail 4.19.09

April 19, 2009

Chicago Hash #1595

HARES: R-Tard-E
VIRGINS: Just David
VISITORS: Seamen in my Jeans
HASHERS: Chicken Stiffer, Half-Fag, Snatchsquatch, Horn-e, Asscapades, Lifa, Erin Go Buff, Hoosier Daddy, KGB, Fistful of Pricks, Wall Bangher, Flying Hooters,

TOTAL HASHERS – 15

Our better is not best known Chicago hasher, R-Tard-E laid trail today. My has the young man come a long way, last year at this time he laid his infamous 54-back check and now he lays a pretty good trail on a wet and cold April day!! This cold and rainy day saw 15 hashers make their way on a 4-5 mile jaunt on the North side of Chicago including a run thru the Loyola campus and a run on its track! R-Tard-E put down some mange looking marks for chalk talk but they seemed to suffice for our visitor and virgin today because both found trail thru the course of the day.

After the chalk talk was over we took off west and some dumped their bags in CHICKENS car before we jogged on trail. LIFA and CHICKEN were the FRB’s today working together most of the time after checks and splits to find trail. Our FBI was the lovely FLYING HOOTERS today and she instrumental keeping the pack linked with the FRB’s upfront. The trail kept going west and finally there was a check by the Metra-rail that confused the pack. Some found true trail south and others west, but we all met ½ mile west realizing that part of the pack had found true trail and went the wrong way on it. HALF-FAG led us east again and North until we came to a major Check under the Red-line where the Pack came together again, before we found ourselves running thru the Loyola Campus. WALLBANGHER checked south and LIFA north but trail was found by CHICKEN and he whistled for FLYING HOOTERS to signal the pack east. The trail here ran over the Loyola track and HORN-E seemed a little confused as to which way true trail went but it finally did go back south thru the campus with SNATHCSQUATCH, HOOSIER DADDY, and FISTFUL OF PRICKS pulling up the rear? Eventually the pack made it to the beer stop behind Dominick’s across the street from the bar. We greedily accepted Busch Beer from R-TARD and stayed out of view of the security camera from the store while we drank our beer. The Hash made it back to the On-In and in the absence of our RA we let HALF-FAG lead us in circle and with his trusty cue card sidekick he led a good circle.

4/22/09 CHICAGO HASH DRINKING PRACTICE

Hashers: Erin Go Buff, Chicken Stiffer, Poultry, Fistful of Pricks, Ball Cock Dumper, Just Genesis, Salty Gash, Mouthful of Meat, Happy Ass Grabber, Just Kerri, Just Sara, Snatchsquatch, Hoosier Daddy, Mount Schwiiiinga, Asscapades

Total= 15

It was a typical turnout for drinking practice where we celebrated the B-day of Just Genesis and had some Jameson’s Cupcakes made by Salty Gash. We were disappointed with the Blackhawk’s loss so we drowned our sorrows in $2 beers and free wings. Come out next week when a possible Game 7 for the hawks could take place. See you this Sunday at casa de Fuji for 70-degree weather and kegs of beer with food for only $8!!

CHICKEN STIFFER

CH3-GM

CH3 #1595

Chicago Hash #1595 Sunday 4/19/09 @ Double Bubble

Hare(s): R Tard E
Venue: Double Bubble – 6036 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Thorndale, hoof it East about a block to Broadway and North on Broadway. Bar actually appears to be roughly equidistant between Thorndale and Granville.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, Foster 92 bus to Berwyn Red Line, then de-train at Thorndale, hoof it East about a block to Broadway and North on Broadway.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Broadway and Norwood. This is Edgewater so parking should be plentiful.

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1594

Tale of the Trail – Chicago Hash #1594

April 12, 2009

Chicago Hash #1594

HARES: Virtually Hung and Cum in My Assfault

VIRGINS:

VISITORS: Woolly- DC Hash

HASHERS: Chicken Stiffer, Poultry F*cker, Just Genesis, R-Tard-E, Bloody Thighs, Magnetic Muff, Super Stuf’her, Snatchsquatch, It’s too Soft, Mouthful of Meat, Horn-e, Asscapades, Porcelain God, Wrapper Snatcher, Bang Me Blow Me Get me Off, Ice Princess, Motor Whor-a, Lifa, Cuma Slutra, Erin Go Buff, Hoosier Daddy, Salty Gash, Calvin Klein, Batteries Not Included, Glory Hole

TOTAL HASHERS – 28

VIRTUALLY HUNG must have been a good egg this year because the Easter Bunny didn’t hide eggs on him this year instead the great Hash bunny in the sky left him a keg of 312 in the backyard so he called a few friends together for a hash today. His partner in crime today was CUM IN MY ASSFAULT who purchased large amounts of food and ham for the traditional Easter hash at casa de Virtual. The Chicago Hash welcomed Woolly to the hash and he was happy to see the feast that he would get after the hash and CALVIN circle were over. VIRTUAL lead us in a chalk talk that was interrupted a few times by alley drivers but soon we were off running East towards the lake, our leader being JUST GENESIS. The first part of the trail saw a huge circle jerk that LIFA, CHICKEN and SUPER STUF’HER navigated to the nearby schoolyard. The trail from here ran South and East with CUMA SLUTRA, ERIN GO BUFF and LIFA playing he part of FRB’s meanwhile the back of the pack say WOOLLY and POULTRY, recovering from and injury, walking the trail. We meandered here and there until we crossed over Montrose near the lake. ASSCAPADES almost became road pizza when he challenged a tubular chariot to a game of chicken. CHICKEN found trail out of the park and he had BANG ME with him as co-FRB!!! We ran west until we hit Broadway and here the pack ran into a proverbial hash brick wall. There were false trails going west, north, and thru alleys, but we never checked around the corner which was the true trail.

The pack here lost HORN-E who went west and was really far from true trail. POULTRY and WOOLLY who walked the trail actually got to the beer stop before him this hash making him the DFL. The trail from here did go back east to the beer stop in the lakefront park that was manned by MOTOR WHOR-A and ASSFAULT with the hash flag in full flutter. SUPER STUF’HER and R-TARD-E and MAGNETIC MUFF for some reason still couldn’t find the beer stop with all of these landmarks available? The lakefront was still a bit chilly so the stop was quick and then we ran-walked back to the house. ITS TOO SOFT decided to take the CTA back to the house and even spilled out his beer in order to do it. What a major violation of hash tradition!!! Back at the house food brought by PORCELAIN GOD, WRAPPER SNATCHER, SALTY, and others was being warmed or cooked for the hungry hashers while CALVIN got the circle going in the traditional basement setting. We were even visited by Austin Powers another CO-HARE who said the trail was, “VERY SHAGADELIC!” When HORN-E asked him for his e-mail he said, “THAT’S NOT MY BAG BABY!” After the circle the hash retired to the upstairs for food but CHICKEN and SUPER STUF’HER had to run out and get another keg for the thirsty hashers.

The food was great and all hashers were now feed and watered for a whole $8 today!! Many began to play flippy cup with the new keg around and others waited for the start of the Brewers-Cub game!! Its good to see that the hash now has CUBS, SOX, and BREWERS fans in the house ready to watch a game after the circle is done. CUBS won by the way!! AND go BLACKHAWKS, first playoff game is Thursday followed by games on Saturday and Monday!! See you next week at Double Bubble for Sundays HASH!!

CHICKEN STIFFER

CH3-GM

CH3 #1594

Chicago Hash #1594 Sunday 4/12 3rd Annual Easter Hash

Hare(s): Virturally Hung and Cum In My Assfault
Venue: Casa de Virtual – 4619 N. Magnolia
Hash Cash: $8

Please come out to the 4th (I think?) Annual Easter Hash hosted by Virtually Hung and myself. We will have a keg, easter egg hunt, dinner, and an awesomely shitty trail out of Virtual’s place, 4619 N. Magnolia Ave.

We would like to make this a potluck to keep the hash cash at $8, so if you can, please bring a dish to share. You certainly don’t have to, but you could also help us out w/ non-food items. If possible, RSVP via email or on hashspace.
http://www.hashspac e.com/events/ 4th-annual- ch3-easter- hashonline casino

So far we are having:

Ham
Braised Lamb Shanks
Veggie Lasagna
Chicken Queso w/ Chips
Scandinavian Bread

Thanks,
Assfault

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Wilson, hoof it a couplea blocks West to Magnolia and 1/2 block North on Magnolia.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Montrose, CTA #78 Montrose bus to Magnolia, hoof it 1/2 block North on Magnolia.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Wilson & Magnolia. This is Uptown so parking is usually quite plentiful in that ‘hood. May not want to bring the “nice” car tho.

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1593

April 5, 2009

HASH TRASH – Tale of the Trail

Chicago Hash #1593

HARES: Hyper hash

VIRGINS: Just Tim, Just James

VISITORS: Picture me Naked (Las Vegas) , Butt Ugly, Commando (Munich)

HASHERS: Male Hairy, Hairy Pussy, Just Shania, Fistful of Pricks, Its Too Soft, R-Tard-E, Asscapades, Horn-e, Uploader, Soggy Deposit, Cuma Slutra, Stab’em and Slab’em, Just Genesis, Mount Schwiiinga, Erin Go Buff, Motor Whor-a, Ginger Snatch, Are They Real, Calvin Klein, Batteries not Included, Ice Princess, International Virgin, Mudsucker, Chessus, Poultry Fucker, Chicken Stiffer

TOTAL HASHERS – 31

31-one hashers were out today to see UPLOADER. Today’s hash was suggested by ERIN GO BUFF a few weeks ago so we did a pick up hash where the hares name was drawn from a hat after the chalk talk. Our first hare for the day was CUMA SLUTRA she took off west and we only gave her a five-minute head start and then the pack took off after her. Leading the pack out was ERIN GO BUFF and LIFA along with a virgin named JUST TIM. We went by the old Polish church in buck town and west to Damen where we crossed over Armitage. Here the hare was caught by ERIN GO BUFF and CHICKEN STIFFER and ERIN became the hare. We gave him only 5 more minutes and then the pack was back on trail but JUST TIM caught the here in less then 5-minutes and we had a virgin hare. The Pack had taken a detour due to a false trail and then the pack with JUST SHANIA, MALE HARRY and others caught up to the others of the waiting pack. JUST TIM laid a nice trail until he was caught by LIFA on the train tracks, and you guessed it he became the hare. Here the rain and a little cross trail markings began to hinder our little adventure but we had been out for about one hour of running already, so we began to run back towards the bar and get out of the inclement weather.

Back at the bar we saw JUST GENESIS, HORN-E, HARRY PUSSY and others because they decided to short cut trail and just run back to the bar because they lost trail? HORN-E was not being his usual annoying self but was extra annoying because he couldn’t get a beer when he wanted. Seems the hash cash was in the GM’s car along with 7-8 hashers bags and he had to get the hash bags first so HORN-E had to wait an extra five-minutes for his beer. The bar gave us the use of a private room in back for circle, which was great since the DJ was playing some loud music up front. CALVIN who joined us ran the circle and we gave mad props to UPLOADER who returned to us after his accident. LIFA gave him a Hash shirt and a TH3 cowbell, which was cool. What was really cool was seeing UPLOADER up and walking around with an assist from a cane, which was wonderful to see.

We said Hi to our visitors from Las Vegas and Munich. PICTURE ME NAKED from LV and BUTT UGLY and COMMANDO from MUNICH brought us good tidings from their respective hashes. JUST TIM and JUST JAMES were our virgins for today and JUST TIM even tried his hand at haring for a few minutes before he was caught glad to see you at the hash gentlemen and come back next week free of chargee!!! JUST SHANIA and JUST GENESIS got their 10-run whistles and lanyards today congrats on completing your ten runs. We even saw INTERNATIONAL VIRGIN hobble into the hash today dressed up in red for Valentine’s Day? We drank the bar out of bud lite and had to drink Goose Island beer for the rest of the night but at $7 a pitcher no one was complaining, well maybe Horn-e was about something? Next week is the Easter Hash at Virtual Hungs place so eat your Easter dinner early and make it to the hash at 2 pm.

CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM

CH3 #1593

Chicago Hash #1593 Sunday 4/5, 2pm @ Cortland Garage – “The Return of Uploader Hash”

Hare(s): Pick-up Hash
Venue: Cortland Garage – 1645 W. Cortland St. Chicago (this is the old Leopard Lounge)
Hash Cash: $8

This hash will mark the RETURN of “UPLOADER” to the hash since his injuries. Please make it to the hash to show your support for him during his time of recovery! Uploader and Soggy Deposits plan to be at the ON-IN on Sunday!!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Armitage, Armitage #73 bus West to Cortland between Marshfield & Paulina.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Western, hoof it two blocks North to Armitage, Armitage #73 bus East to Cortland between Marshfield & Paulina.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Cortland between Marshfield & Paulina.

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1592

March 29, 2009 Stocks and Blonde’s

HASH TRASH – Tale of the Trail
Chicago Hash #1592

HARES: Just Genesis and Glory Hole
VIRGINS: Just Steve
VISITORS: The Shark
HASHERS: At Your Cervix, Chicken Stiffer, Poultry Fucker, Snatchsquatch, Fistful of Pricks, Hoosier Daddy, Horn-e, Free VD, It’s Too Soft, Cuma Slutra, One Handed Typist, Lifa, Mouthful of Meat, Salty Gash, Calvin Klein, Erin Go Buff, Ice Princess, Motor Whor-a, R-Tard-E, Just Pamela

TOTAL HASHERS – 24

April 5, 2009

HASH TRASH – Tale of the Trail
Chicago Hash #1593

HARES: Hyper hash
VIRGINS: Just Tim, Just James
VISITORS: Picture me Naked (Las Vegas) , Butt Ugly, Commando (Munich)
HASHERS: Male Hairy, Hairy Pussy, Just Shania, Fistful of Pricks, Its Too Soft, R-Tard-E, Asscapades, Horn-e, Uploader, Soggy Deposit, Cuma Slutra, Stab’em and Slab’em, Just Genesis, Mount Schwiiinga, Erin Go Buff, Motor Whor-a, Ginger Snatch, Are They Real, Calvin Klein, Batteries not Included, Ice Princess, International Virgin, Mudsucker, Chessus, Poultry Fucker, Chicken Stiffer

TOTAL HASHERS – 31

31-one hashers were out today to see UPLOADER. Today’s hash was suggested by ERIN GO BUFF a few weeks ago so we did a pick up hash where the hares name was drawn from a hat after the chalk talk. Our first hare for the day was CUMA SLUTRA she took off west and we only gave her a five-minute head start and then the pack took off after her. Leading the pack out was ERIN GO BUFF and LIFA along with a virgin named JUST TIM. We went by the old Polish church in buck town and west to Damen where we crossed over Armitage. Here the hare was caught by ERIN GO BUFF and CHICKEN STIFFER and ERIN became the hare. We gave him only 5 more minutes and then the pack was back on trail but JUST TIM caught the here in less then 5-minutes and we had a virgin hare. The Pack had taken a detour due to a false trail and then the pack with JUST SHANIA, MALE HARRY and others caught up to the others of the waiting pack. JUST TIM laid a nice trail until he was caught by LIFA on the train tracks, and you guessed it he became the hare. Here the rain and a little cross trail markings began to hinder our little adventure but we had been out for about one hour of running already, so we began to run back towards the bar and get out of the inclement weather.
Back at the bar we saw JUST GENESIS, HORN-E, HARRY PUSSY and others because they decided to short cut trail and just run back to the bar because they lost trail? HORN-E was not being his usual annoying self but was extra annoying because he couldn’t get a beer when he wanted. Seems the hash cash was in the GM’s car along with 7-8 hashers bags and he had to get the hash bags first so HORN-E had to wait an extra five-minutes for his beer. The bar gave us the use of a private room in back for circle, which was great since the DJ was playing some loud music up front. CALVIN who joined us ran the circle and we gave mad props to UPLOADER who returned to us after his accident. LIFA gave him a Hash shirt and a TH3 cowbell, which was cool. What was really cool was seeing UPLOADER up and walking around with an assist from a cane, which was wonderful to see.
We said Hi to our visitors from Las Vegas and Munich. PICTURE ME NAKED from LV and BUTT UGLY and COMMANDO from MUNICH brought us good tidings from their respective hashes. JUST TIM and JUST JAMES were our virgins for today and JUST TIM even tried his hand at haring for a few minutes before he was caught glad to see you at the hash gentlemen and come back next week free of chargee!!! JUST SHANIA and JUST GENESIS got their 10-run whistles and lanyards today congrats on completing your ten runs. We even saw INTERNATIONAL VIRGIN hobble into the hash today dressed up in red for Valentine’s Day? We drank the bar out of bud lite and had to drink Goose Island beer for the rest of the night but at $7 a pitcher no one was complaining, well maybe Horn-e was about something? Next week is the Easter Hash at Virtual Hungs place so eat your Easter dinner early and make it to the hash at 2 pm.

CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM

CH3 #1592

Chicago Hash #1592 Sunday 3.29.08 @ Stocks & Blondes – Post Shamrock Shuffle Hash

Hare(s): Glory Hole & Just Genesis
Venue: Stocks & Blondes – 40 N. Wells (right next to the Washington/Wells Brown Line Stop in the Loop)
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton. Brown Line to Washington & Wells, bar is like right by the L stop..
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Washington. Hoof it like four blocks West to Wells. Bar is by the Brown Line stop.
Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to da Loop and make your way to Washington & Wells. Look for a 6pm meter or pay $40 to park in a ramp, ya goof.