Mismanagement Positions Announcement

6/6/07 Chicago Mismanagement Personnel Announcements
Dow Jones Newswire – Chicago, IL

From The Office of the GM:

It is with sadness that I announce that Rear Loader has announced his intention to relinquish his mismanagement position and step down as Hareraiser for the Chicago Hash House Harriers to spend more time with his family and focus more of his efforts running the TH3 Hash group and spearhead development of fellow Axis of Evil affiliate hashes. On behalf of the Kennel of the Chicago Hash House Harriers I would like to personally thank Rear Loader for his contributions to the Chicago hash over the years and encourage hashers to come out when he sets trail 6/18/07 and thank him personally for all of the time he has contributed to our hash.

Based on our established Management Succession and Development program, it is with great pleasure that I announce that Batteries Not Included and Mouthful of Meat will be promoted the position of hareraiser for the CH3, replacing Rear Loader. Timetable is to complete this transition within the next week or so, in the meantime, we would appreciate your understanding during this transitional period.

As part of our ongoing restructuring efforts to streamline processes, reduce functional silos, drive out unnecessary costs and better align our corporate communications efforts with end-user client needs, the responsibility for the publication of the CH3 Hareline E-Mail will be now be consolidated with our existing Internet and Electronic Media Division, headed by our very own It’s Too Soft who currently runs both our website and digicam hash flash operations and has had previous communications experience as Deputy Assistant to the Information Minister of Iraq (until March 20, 2003). I welcome them to their mismanagement positions and hope to work with them in keeping the CH3 stocked with hares and updated harelines.

[Please be advised that despite this change, electrons will continue to be sourced from Exelon subsidiary ComEd honoring our existing long-term supply agreements.]

Please also note that due to ongoing technology platform backwards incompatibility issues, the CH3 Telephone Hotline will remain under the auspices of the CH3 Analog Communications Division as a standalone profit center, headed by Peterbuilt who also maintains a dual role as Special Consultant For Site-Prepared Foodservice Operations. Long term plans to integrate analog and digital operations pending “last mile” build-out of high speed fiber op in the Fall of 2032 have already been released in a separate announcement.

Finally, in demonstration of Mismanagement’s receptiveness to feedback from the Kennel and other key stakeholders, I would also like to announce that I have now also appointed all of members of the CH3 Mismangement as moderators of the CH3 yahoo group. They include Senior Vice President of The Weather Calvin Klein, newly promoted Hare Raisers Batteries and Mouthful of Meat, and Consigliere of Communications Its too Soft. They will have the ability to approve pending messages for you when I am away on vacation this summer and unable to check the Yahoo group, or share the blame if the content of your post conflicts with one of the 10,000 other hashes in Chicago and causes Horn-E to become upset.

I hope to see you at the Hash this Monday 6/11/07 at Beaumont’s 2020 N Halsted, 7pm. This hash will be a goodbye hash for Pussy Galore and I hope she shows.

Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1493

Tale of the Trail – Chicago Hash #1493 @ Case de Puke and Single Wide

Hares: Puke Suit Riot, Single Wide Mobile Ho

VIRGINS: Just Chris, Just Bess
HASHERS: Magnetic Muff, Just Lauren, Horn-e, Chicken Stiffer, Mr. Cheesecake, My Little Pony, Canned Pussy, Mount Schwinga, Milk My Yak, Barks on All Fours, Its too Soft, Smell This, Lower Whackoff
VISITORS: Happy Meal-GM BVDH3 Melbourne Florida
Virgins=2
Hares= 2
Total Hashers= 18

The Chicago Hash after having a successful May seeing 30+ hashers at each hash got nailed by hashers whining, “I’m not coming to the hash because its raining”. You people missed a great trail, circle and cookout, and guess what it never rained after 6:30 pm. PUKE SUIT RIOT, the hare, was smart and laid the trail live which gave us easy marks to follow because it didn’t RAIN!!! I met our visiting GM, HAPPY MEAL, who flew in from Florida to hash with us early. We had a few beers before we ran trail, Blue Moons for $3 nice!!! SINGLE WIDE MOBILE HO gave us a chalk talk for the virgins benefit and then we were off going north. Many of the virgins were heard saying just FOLLOW THE HASH FLAG!! We traveled North with MR. CHEESECAKE and HORN-E leading the pack on. The trail went in a NE direction and our hash virgin, JUST CHRIS was getting the hang of finding trail and began checking after splits and checks nice job!!!! The trail angled back to the east and passed by Wrigley Field home of the mighty, mighty CUBS!!! It is here where HORN-E and I got lost after a check. I found trail again and caught up to CP, JUST LAUREN, and HAPPY MEAL by the Addison red line stop but HORN-E wasn’t seen until the on–in go figure?? I hooked up with the three ladies and we worked together finding trail back through the Lakeview neighborhood to the home of PUKE SUIT and SWMH!!

The ON-IN was the backyard of PUKE SUIT who took it upon himself to put up a tent in case it would have rained. The pack made it back here with little or no trouble. JUST BESS and MY LITTLE PONY in from MH3 said they had a blast but the fun had not even begun yet!!! They were plenty of snacks and beer for the ravenous hashers to replenish their fluids and energy provided by the hares. The circle was convened and Mr. CHEESE CAKE was the FRB. During the Circle HORN-E was seen climbing over the back fence even though the trail came through the front yard so he was named the DFL. JUST LAUREN drank a down-down for the missing JUST KELLY who bugged out because it was raining?!!?? ! Our visitor, HAPPY MEAL gave the hash a nice big flash. To bad LOWER WHACKOFF missed it because he was on the wrong side of the circle. MILK MY YAK got his down-down for being a non-running wienie. The circle progressed and I turned around and there was SMELL THIS in business attire, and finally or hash flash showed up, ITS TOO SOFT. The circle was soon closed and we ate PUKE SUITS hot dogs that he was kind enough to grill!!! MAGNETIC MUFF is haring a moon hash in a week and MOUNT SCHWINGA will be haring her first hash on JUNE 25 so support her in a few weeks. Remember also 1500th hash on JULY 21st is fast approaching so pay up you wankers!

CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM

CH3 #1493

Monday 6/4/2007 Meet @ 7pm, Out @ 7:30pm
Chicago HHH #1493
Hare(s): Single Wide & Puke Suit Riot
Venue: Finley Dunne’s Tavern – 3458 N. Lincoln Ave

Public Transit –
For the CH3 Lakeside Coalition: Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Pauina, bar is 1/2 block Northeast of Paulina Brown Line on West side of Lincoln

For the Wicker Park HHH Axis of Evil: Blue Line to Addison, Addison 152 bus East to Lincoln, walk 2blks Southeast

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1492

The Tale of the Trail Chicago #1492 @ Casa De Virgin Banger/Rent-a-Virgin

The Chicago Hash, 5/27/07 by Horn-E

The Third Anal Memorial Day Hash. What a crowd. I counted about 55 at the start. To bad they won’t return after that marathon. I told Smell This I would give him shit for setting such a long trail on his bike. It measured 7 miles, north south, east west, without all of the Zig Zag that is part of every hash. Over 8 easily. We had a bunch of virgins too. I hope when they get back to Detroit they get treated better by BDH3. That was the shittiest trail of the year. Even Serigne, Our visitor from Senegal in Africa, couldn’t handle the hottest marathon in Chicago’s history. The only one who seemed to love it was Bank Of Spermerica who was running with our flag and looked like he was running to actually win the race. Race?????

Actually, it was a lot longer then most of us wanted or looked forward too, but a good part of the trail was decently laid and well marked. Thanks to the hares and hosts and cooks, Smell This, Calvin Klein, Virgin Banger, Rent A Virgin, and Peterbilt. And thanks for the 30 T-Shirts given to the first 31 hashers.

From the start we headed north to a check. Chicken Stiffer went west and wasn’t seen for some time. Lifa picked up on the trail to the north and into Rosehill Cemetary with me running right behind him followed by this huge pack of hounds. We wound our way all over the cemetary Lifa and Bank Of Spermerica leading the way. We exited to the north and there was more cemetery. Lifa went in and a bunch of hashers went west. Were we On? No one called out. But finally an On call came and we were off, around this other cemetery. Lifa got lucky here and climbed a fence and was back near the front. We wandered north to Warren Park. This was a short loop into the park and then we were off to the west. Having been near the front, I was starting to fall back about here. Lifa, yes Lifa was dying too. He partied late at the Big Dog Hash and then was up at 4AM for the 5000 mile bike the drive in the rain. He finally had it. Sir Poops A Lot also had it and Special Ed Giver was leaving him behind. There were a lot of us just plodding along as we ran west to Kedzie. From here is was almost straight south for 2 miles through this river front park. Turns? Only because the path through the park weaned back and forth. All right. They took us over for one block into the city streets and back to the park. Meanwhile Just Carrie and Serigne and a few others were crawling from one water station to another. Finally we saw the beer stop in the distance. I took a head count as I downed a water. About 26 runners with those that drove over with the beer. That accounts for Its Too Soft. Camera at the ready, back pack, no sweat. That is as in no sweat from running in all that heat. But where was the rest of the pack.

But we all had to circle up as Smell This started us off in Duck Duck Goose. Silly fun and we all loosened up a bit. I think that and the beer saved them from the noose that several hashers were weaving behind that tree. Finally after over fifteen minutes of that nonsense, the rest of the pack started to arrive. Weary, but smiling at the sight of beer.

We were soon off to the second beer stop. Yes, we still had to run on. A bunch of us tried to run and died after a block and walked to the beer stop. Another mile plus. And when I got there, there was no more beer. Of course there wasn’t much in the way of beer. All of the cans said Lite. We just ran over eight miles and they are trying to conserve on the calories we were drinking. It doesn’t taste great no matter what they tell you on television. Smell This was trying to organize a game of Izzy Dizzy. I saw Just Lori and a virgin Just Kim walking up. They arrived late, ran through the cemetery, gave up, went back through the cemetery and had to climb a fence were Just Lori managed to fall on her great looking ass.

From here it was On In to the Virgin Abode. We tapped two of the three kegs of Goose Island Beer. Way to go hares. After about a half hour our RA called the circle together for some down downs. Many deserved for the hares for their Marathon course. The virgins, I hope I got this right, Just Debra, Kim, Ryan, Samantha, Harris, Dave, Tim, Gerry, Mike, Lauren. And there were visitors, Sperm Burp, Serigne, and Just Mona. Just Lew got one for saying he shouldn’t have run that 8 miles that morning. No shit. Stab ’em and Slab ’em, Mudsucker, Lifa, Nuttin Bitch for biking the drive. Two Tickets To Pair Of Thighs for escorting a bunch of virgins on a walking tour around the whole of the north side of Chicago. That and her broken collar bone. After the circle we ate. Good Peterbilt food, ribs, brisket, beans that were so strong that I couldn’t sit at my computer last night and live to see the dawn. We played some more Smell This games and Man O’Whore and Sweaty Nipples (yeah, she came back), won for being better at sucking off a banana and sucking out a taco quicker than anyone. Young kids. Don’t they know they are supposed to linger over those things? Doc Cum was back from Paris. Hand Solo came in from Waukesha. Ass Pocket returned. And the longest missing hashers of all, Ann Slanders and Necrophiliac, returned to drink with us. Now if we can only get them back out running again. We finally ended up in song with some Yogi Bear and Jesus can’t hash. Two Tickets To Pair Of Thighs and Just Kim were mesmerized and excited by spot lights and sarongs and Calvin Klein was walking around in green Kilts. Batteries Not Included beat everybody at sucking beer through a straw. Peterbilt prempted Mouthful Of Meat for another lame accusation before she even started. More runners that showed included Hooked On Tonics, Cunt N Pasties, Boner Malfunction, EZ On The Ass, Gag Reflex, Just Stephen, Just Peter, Or G, Cum In My Ass Fault, Princess Labia, Virtually Hung, Just Amy, Just Kelly, To Loose To Screw, Mount Schwinga, Canned Pussy, & Ernst Cumingway. Some hash groupies included Blue Balls, Rhotan, Red Snapper, & Hot Pants.

A killer marathon Hash and a damn good On In.

On On
Horn-E

CH3 #1492

Sunday 5/27/2007 Meet @ 2pm, Out @ 2:30pm
Chicago HHH #1492 Memorial Day Cookout Hash
Hare(s): Virgin Banger, Smell This, Calvin Klein, Peterbilt, and Rent a Virgin
Venue: Claddagh Ring – 2306 W. Foster close to the Western Brown Line Stop

Moved back to Sunday so you can party like a rock star on a non-school night!

A –B run… The B will be at CASA DE VIRGIN and RENTA VIRGIN

COST= $15 this will get you great food and lots of Beer Maybe a t-shirt??

Hash Hotels: Days Inn Lincoln Park (~$100/night) http://www.lpndaysinn.com/index2.html
Arlington House (~$50/60/night) http://www.arlingtonhouse.com/

Click here for more info

Public Transit –
For the CH3 Lakeside Coalition: Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, hoof it a few blocks North to Foster and then East on Foster.

For the Wicker Park HHH Axis of Evil: Blue Line to Western, Western 49 Bus to Foster, East on Foster to bar.

Memorial Day 2007

Chicago Memorial Day Hash Weekend

NEED MORE TO DO MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND?????

Join the Chicago Hash House Harriers as Virgin Banger, Smell This, Calvin Klein, Rent a Virgin, and Peterbilt try to out do their last years Memorial Day hash with fine food and Beer!!!

To view the authentic news media coverage on the 2006 Memorial Day Hash click on the picture or link, below:

Last Yearz Pix
Chicago #1440 Memorial Day @ Lincoln Square
5/29/2006

Entire weekend of festivities:

Saturday 5/26/2007 Meet @3pm, Out @3:30pm
Second City HHH Special Specky Memorial Day Hash
Hare(s): Speckle Bird
Venue: Janina’s Gin Mill & Saloon – 3459 N Milwaukee Ave

Specklebird is haring his occasionally annual birthday/Memorial Day hash this SATURDAY (not the usual Sunday) at 3:00 (not the usual 2:00) at Janina’s, at 3457 N. Milwaukee (not the usual suburban woodsy type location). The hash will be A-B, and we are promised a feast of sandwich fixins and plenty of chips and beer. If you’d like to bring a side dish or dessert that is not composed of chips (well, chocolate chips would be OK), or if you have a special beer that you’d like to have available, feel free to bring something, though it’s not required. Expect croquet and/or bocce after the r*n.

To get there, look at map, find Milwaukee Avenue and trace it until you are looking at the section between Belmont and Addison (should be just a little west of Pulaski). Figure out your preferred route and take it.

Saturday 5/26/2007 Meet @ 2pm, Out @ 2:30pm
Big Dogs HHH #34
Hare(s): EZ on the A$$ and Spotted Cock
Venue: Irish Times Pub in Brookfield – 8869 Burlington Ave, Brookfield Il.

Virgin shiggy, $5 pitchers and a lot of fun! This will be an A to B, carting of gear will be provided.

$8 will get you a great trail in the woods of Chicago. YES there are woods to be found in Chicago and the BIG DOGS usually can find them!!

From Metra, Burlington Northern line, Brookfield stop, from I-290 west exit 1st Ave and turn left. Follow 1st ave for a few miles to Ogden Ave.
Turn right onto Ogden and follow to Prairie Ave. Right onto Prairie and follow to the street right before the tracks. Bar will be on corner on the right.

From I-55 south exit 1st Ave north. Follow to Ogden Ave. Left onto Ogden to Prairie, right onto Prairie to street before tracks, bar on corner on the right. “A” bar Irish Times Pub, 8869 Burlington Ave Brookfield, IL. “B” bar is Slager’s on 47th. 9308 47th Brookfield, IL (708) 387-0317

YES there are woods to be found in Chicago and the BIG DOGS usually can find them!!
The Main Event

Sunday 5/27/2007 Meet @ 2pm, Out @ 2:30pm
Chicago HHH #1492 Memorial Day Cookout Hash
Hare(s): Virgin Banger, Smell This, Calvin Klein, Peterbilt, and Rent a Virgin
Venue: Claddagh Ring – 2306 W. Foster close to the Western Brown Line Stop

Moved back to Sunday so you can party like a rock star on a non-school night!

A –B run… The B will be at CASA DE VIRGIN and RENTA VIRGIN

COST= $15 this will get you great food and lots of Beer Maybe a t-shirt??

Hash Hotels: Days Inn Lincoln Park (~$100/night) http://www.lpndaysinn.com/index2.html
Arlington House (~$50/60/night) http://www.arlingtonhouse.com/

Click here for more info

Public Transit –
For the CH3 Lakeside Coalition: Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, hoof it a few blocks North to Foster and then East on Foster.

For the Wicker Park HHH Axis of Evil: Blue Line to Western, Western 49 Bus to Foster, East on Foster to bar.
Hash Hotels: Days Inn Lincoln Park (~$100/night) http://www.lpndaysinn.com/index2.html
Arlington House (~$50/60/night) http://www.arlingtonhouse.com/

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1491

Tale of the Trail – Chicago Hash #1491 @ Dunn Inn

Hash Trash: 5/21/07
Hare: Magnetic Muff, Canned Pussy
Venue: Dunn’s Inn 3456 N. Pulaski

HASHERS: Just Kelly, 69-cent Man, Chicken Stiffer, Milk-My-Yak, Chip-n-Dale, Mount Schwinga, Just Carrie, Flying Hooters, Just Amy, Virgin Banger, Occupied, Pussy Galore, Erect-Da-Red, Smell This, Hot Pants, Horn-E, Just Jon, Just Jenny, Lower Whackoff, Spotted Cock, Mudsucker, Soar Balls, PeterBilt, Little Red Ride Me Good, Assflack???

TOTAL HASHERS=28
VISITOR= Little Red Ride Me Good, Occupied

The hash began at Dunn’s Inn an Irish Bar on Pulaski just south of Addison. We were very happy to see three virgins return to the hash. JUST JON and JUST JENNY walked up just before we started hashing and JUST CARRIE made it with 15 minutes to spare, glad to see you back!!! The Hares gave a quick chalk talk and explained the marks to the visitor LITTLE RED RIDE ME GOOD, in from the DC hash. The Trail went north and it jogged west. The HASH FLAG was in the lead. CHIP-N-DALE also remained at the cranium of the pack most of the hash. FLYING HOOTERS was seen racing for her wine at the beer stop or should I say wine stop?? The trail crossed north of Addison and 69-CENT MAN found the true trail after a check meandering around a CPS elementary school. VIRGIN BANGER was heard more than seen huffing and puffing along the trail, I know he loves the warmer weather for the Asthma problem. The newbie’s plus MOUNT SCHWINGA and PUSSY GALORE were doing some serious check hanging near the expressway and Irving Park. The trail was found by CHICKEN STIFFER going west down Irving Park and crossed back over IP going south. The trail ran south and west through the tree lined neighborhoods and came to the Metra line. The trail went up and over the live line and entered a park through a break in the fence on the opposite side. ERECT-DA-RED hacked his way through the dense undergrowth with Viking like chopping motions. He cleared a path for hashers like MILK-MY-YAK and SPOTTED COCK to follow. The trail finally jogged towards familiar territory near the metra line and Belmont otherwise known as CP-Hood. The Beer stop was at the home of the beloved CP.

JUST AMY and JUST KELLY were talking about some big polish sausage that JUST AMY had the other night, whatever that was supposed to mean. A very cute 40 lbs bulldog visited the hash at this point but this was not a Big Dogs hash today??? LOWER WHACKOFF and JUST CARRIE were enjoying a fine lite beer and soon the pack was off again. Most of us simply went east on Belmont and then North on Pulaski to the ON-IN where we ran into HORN-E blowing his horn? The hash was treated to $6 pitchers and we even had visits from SMELL THIS and HOT PANTS who were waiting for us back at the bar. Later still were the DFL’s of PETERBILT, MUDSUKER, SOAR BALLS and even ASSFLACK snuck in through the back door?? SMELL THIS and I took over the duties of RA and proceeded to give out some down-downs for bad behavior. PUSSY GALORE got one for complaining it was too cold 80-degree weather come on!!! 69-cent MAN got one for pushing his geezer jock magazines, and numerous others were given out in the name of fun and the hash. The circle ended and SMELL THIS and the hash went off to try and get a piece.

CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1490

Tale of the Trail – Chicago Hash #1490 @ Kelly’s on Webster

Hash Trash: 5/14/07
Hare: Chicken Stiffer
Venue: Kelly’s Pub 949 W. Webster

HASHERS: PETERBILT, CALVIN KLEIN, IT’S TOO SOFT, BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED, JUST LORI, JUST
ASHLEY, FLYING HOOTERS, TWO TICKETS TO A PAIR A THIGHS, CANNED PUSSY, SMELL
THIS, LOWER WHACKOFF, JUST JON, JUST STEVEN, MOUTHFUL OF MEAT, EZ ON THE ASS,
VIRTUALLY HUNG, MOUNT SCHWINGA, JUST AMY, JUST KELLY, MR. CHEESE CAKE, HORN-E,
FIST N CLITS(HOOKED ON TONICS, WHATEVER), CAPTAIN CRUNCH (DC HAHSER), PUSSY
GALORE, JUST CARRIE , VIRGIN BANGER, JUST JENNY, JUST PETER, JUST KEVIN

TOTAL HASHERS=30
VIRGINS= 5
VISITOR= CAPT. CRUNCH

The Hash started from a new bar in the DePaul Neighborhood. Kelly’s is located just east of the Sheffield & Webster corner and has a beer garden in the back and for future reference it has 20 parking spaces next to the building located under the EL tracks, you just have to have your car out by midnight. The pack got a chalk talk at 7:30 pm in front of the bar and numerous patrons were interested in what we were doing. VIRGIN BANGERS business cards sure came in handy because we were able to pass many of them out to DePaul students this night. CHICKEN STIFFER gave the chalk talk but was competing with the EL trains overhead in a battle of who could be the loudest. I lost. The first mark was a check and the pack was off. HORN-E went east and was lost CALVIN went south but took the incorrect split. FLYING HOOTERS and TWO TICKETS TO A PAIR THIGHS though were all over the first check and found true trail. The trail went through the alleys and jogged right towards the DePaul campus and courtyard. CAPTAIN CRUNCH was seen trying to pick the correct route after the next check and even found the short cut to the next part of the trail. Unfortunately he missed the mark that sent the trail across the street and had to send the pack back to the last mark. The trail crossed Fullerton and went east down an alley behind the closed Blockbuster. Here the hare heard EZ on the ASS whine about no one calling out a check but he was DFL at this point so who cares. The pack wound its way around the old party central and PUSSY GALORE didn’t even take the short cut that the hare was offering her, Way to go girl!! CP, JUST PETER, and JUST STEVEN did follow the hare and stayed in the alley behind old party central. The pack went east again and found itself at a split on Lincoln. VIRTUALLY HUNG found the correct split and soon was heard blowing his own whistle behind Children’s Research facility where MOUTHFUL OF MEAT works.

Together with MR. CHEESECAKE, VIRTUALLY HUNG found that the trail cut between two houses with little more that 12 inches to slip through to get to the next alley. PUSSY GALORE was heard to say, “I can’t go through there!!” JUST ASHLEY just in from Purdue was seen jogging with her sister, JUST LORI, were those two twins?? The front of the pack next hit the major 7-mark check back, which allowed he tail to catch the head of the pack. CALVIN found the hidden mark on the school ground and quickly hopped the fence to continue trail. BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED kept up her usually pace and lopped along. The trail went east towards Clark Street but cut behind an alley. Here the ladies of the pack found some of the best looking Chicagoans drinking swill and sleeping behind the stores of Clark Street. I hope nobody stepped on that guy sleeping by the dumpster. JUST AMY and JUST KELLY informed me later that they were startled by this toothless wonder. The trail ran into the Lagoon area of Lincoln Park, and the hare called out to hey yellow t-shirt girl follow me to the next mark. Yellow t-shirt girl was JUST CARRIE and she walked with BNI, CP, and I to the shortcut. The hare then jogged back along the trail to find 5 lost hashers and he find them he did. JUST AMY, JUST KELLY, JUST PETER, JUST STEVEN, and MOUNT SCHWINGA were taken post haste to the beer stop where we found LOWER WHACKOFF wandering around the neighborhood looking for BEER. The Beer stop was at CASA de CHICKEN”S parking lot, but it still amazes me how many times I can keep people completely lost in tying to find it. How many times have we been there 10?

The Beer stop was 20 minutes long and the pack made it back to Kelly’s pub. The back beer garden was perfect for our group of 30 and the weather was great. The pack enjoyed the $5 pitchers that were offered this night and CALVIN got the circle going. Numerous thanks go out to those that helped me run the hash tonight. VIRTUALLY HUNG took hash cash. EZ, MOUTHFUL, FIST, CP, HORN-E, HOOTERS, and TWO TIKS were seen ferrying beer to the back from the front bar, so thanks again. The hash gave out numerous down-downs for violations but one of the memorable was CALVIN drinking for his love of Stars Wars on George Lucas birthday. The virgins really seemed to be having fun and JUST CARRIE was rolling in laughter at our perverse verses. SMELL THIS and VIRGIN BANGER walked in and could have been mistaken for the regular crowd with the pushed up collars on their polos. PETERBILT also walked in carrying his nuts………..in a bag, oh you people are sick. Finally our own Hash flash showed up in ITS too SOFT. I can’t wait to see the pictures from this hash. Well we hope you virgins, JUST JON, JU JENNY, JUST CARRIE, JUST PETER, and JUST STEVEN, had fun and remember your 2nd Chicago Hash is free!!!

CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM