CH3 #1464

Sunday 11/12/2006 @2pm
Chicago HHH #1464
Rear Loader’s 3rd Annual Veteran’s Day Boots & ‘Ute’s Run

Hare(s): Rear Loader
Venue: Ravenswood Pub – 5455 N. Ravenswood Ave.

Remember to wear your favorite Military Service attire in lieu of Hash attire. Boots and Utes are optional for those Hard Corps veterans. Hashers that show up with a lanyard will get a special give-away.

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1463

11/5/06 Chicago Hash #1463
CP & BushWacker—> hares
By Chicken Stiffer

The trail started from Paddy Mack?s at 4200 N block of Pulaski. We had Sir Poops Alot, Special Head, Agador Spartacus, Lifa, Chicken Stiffer, Its too Soft, Mount Me and Coffee with Just Hannah, Sugar Nipples, Just Gunner, Leisure Suit Larry, Erect the Red, Milk-my-Yak, and Barks on All Fours start off on trail. The trail went North up Pulaski where there was a major check on the corner of Pulaski and Montrose. It was there where the pack got really confused because at first Chicken Stiffer couldn?t count right and missed the trail going west because he couldn?t count up to three marks. After about 20 minutes and with the help of Bushwacker, the hare, Lifa was able to find trail heading back South West but it would have helped if the hares had used a curve or arrow to denote a turn on the trail. On trail Leisure Suit Larry kept talking about his trifecta of the week, which was completing the TH3, Moon Hash, and CH3 in four days, what a racist. It was fun to watch
Just Gunner drag Sugar Nipples all over the pavement today. When we got to the beer stop Sugar Nipples asked for the FRB?s to take Gunner next time and wear him out. Those whistles on trail do help people alot Sir Poops and Chicken were able to home in on the trail because Lifa had his whistle to direct the pack to On Trail. The pack kept running SW until we got to the Kennedy underpass at California. There after another check the trail continued SW where it went through some streets and a house under construction. The FRB set up a trap consisting off garbage cans blocking the gate exit. We heard later that Mount Me and others had to circumnavigate this obstruction. The beer stop was at CP?s place near Belmont and the Milwaukee tracks, where we found Milk, Coffee, and Barks eating chips and drinking beer. Just Hannah has come in very handy lately because she has been the ?BEER BUGGY?, maybe a name in there somewhere?? CP & Bush were great hares because they provided not only DRINK but FOOD at the Ssop and all were happy, but where was Erect the Red????

The On In was at Brudders at Addison and Pulaski, where CP arranged $5 pitchers for the hash WOO HOO more Beer. It is at this point that Mudsucker and Bloody Thighs made an appearance, Mudsucker was distraught over the loss of the Bears that day and drowned his sorrows in a beer and burger. We also found Erect the Red waiting here for us. Mudsucker also announced his Chili party for next Saturday at his place WOO HOO more Food!!! We also found out via the Hash hotline that Calvin our RA had jumped from some precipice after the Bears loss dislocating and breaking his ankle Lets sing him a song ?DONNIE THE RETARD HAD AN………….?. On a side note where are all those hashers who voted not to push the start time of the hash back to accommodate Bears fans??? The Bears fans are showing up after the game but you ?NO? votes are not coming out at all for the trail and we know who you are. Next week the Hash will be out of the Ravenswood Pub in the 5400 block of North Ravenswood wear you Camo gear for Veterans Day and the Bears play at night with a Bears party at FUJI?s afterwards. Also we will have a MISMANAGEMENT MEETING FOR CH3 on NOV. 19 before the hash so come to the meeting and also watch the Bears play the NY Jets.

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1462

10/29/06 CH3 #1462- Calvin and Batteries-�HALLOWEEN HASH

The hash started on time and in good order because the Bears were laying the smack down upon the hapless 49’ers. The Hash was in a joyous mood due to the 41-0 lead the Bears had when the hash began. The circle was conducted by an actual Hare with white pointy ears and a Hound in Batteries and Calvin. The young virgins Just Spencer and Just Jen were instructed in the fine art of mark reading by the hares and then we were off.

Mudsucker jaywalked across Broadway and almost became Mudstucker on the pavement, but Rearloader found trail and the pack was off. Chicken Stiffer lead the pack back across Broadway and ran into one of the walkers Erect the Red. The usual crew of check hangers of CP, Bloody Thighs on her high horse, and Sugar Nipples with Just Gunner waited for the FRB’s to find trail. Trail was found heading back to the lake and north towards Loyola. Arriving in the area of Loyola Just Mike was verbally abused by a student for leading from the back of the pack with the flag and carrying it at half-mast, more on that later. After running the trail thru Loyola much of the pack got split up but Mike Ditka aka EZ on the ASS could be heard screaming when the final score of the Bears game became known. Stupid-Man, I mean Stab’em and Slab’em stopped to help a pre-med student on the quad was he really that cute?? The Trail finally hit the lakefront where the pack had to climb over 10 ft pieces of concrete used as a breakwater. Bonner was seen giving Mouthful of Meat an extra boost over each obstacle that laid in front of her.

Mercifully the trail wound back west and through the Rogers Park neighborhood where Chicken Stiffer and Rearloader watched a one-man boxing match in the middle of an intersection. The CPD finally showed up to ring the bell and end the bout that was ruled TKO and an arrest. Finally the BN and B were found and the pack enjoyed candy and beer at Hamilton’s.

The ON-IN was a sight to see where the circle was served free beer by the Miller Lite girls, Leslie and Mary. Mudsucker for some reason kept asking for seconds? Lower Wackoff had changed into his cow costume that would have been perfect at the Chicago Fire hash, nice tits Wackoff. Oh and guess who finally showed up trying to share his nuts with the Miller Lite girls none other than our favorite hasher PeterBilt. Prizes were handed out and It’s Too Soft won for his tainted spinach costume, check out his photos on-line. But the big winner of the day was Mudsucker picking up free Bears tickets in the Miller Lite Section for this weeks game now if he can only find a date?? The circle ended but the hash decided to send Just Mike and Just Brenda out for a possible naming. The Hash in its infinite wisdom or stupidity magically changed Just Mike into Half-Masturbator. (See previous comments about his flag duties). Just Brenda had been deemed unworthy of naming but her day will cum. Hopefully we will see everyone next week at Paddy Mack’s

Chicken Stiffer- CH3-GM

CH3 #1459

Sunday 10/8/2006 @2pm
Chicago HHH #1459
Great Chicago Fire Hash : Oct. 8-9, 1871

Hare(s): Chicken Stiffer and possible volunteer?
Venue: Morgan’s Bar and Grill on Maxwell Street – 1325 S. Halsted St., Chicago

We lost our hare for Sunday if someone would like to lay trail with me on Sunday please contact me. This is a great chance for Virgin hares to learn from a master hare. (Insert coughing and Choking noises) I have already found a venue for us that has $6 pitchers and good food. If no one will step up than be prepared for a Chicken Stiffer Death March that will cover all the areas of Chicago burned down by that damn cow. Please check out the links to the maps so you can see how far you will be running.

http://www.chicagohs.org/fire/conflag/pic-firemap.html

http://www.chicagohs.org/fire/ruin/pic0563.html

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1457

The Chicago Hash 9/25/06 by Horn-E

Our hares were EZ on the Ass and Stump Humper. I’d like to say something good about this hash, but I’m just not that big of a liar. Okay, I’m kidding. Sort of. The actual course wasn’t all that bad. The marks just weren’t were Chicago Hashers would normally look for them. Like under a street light. Like on a corner. Like suddenly appearing on the other side of the street. Like somewhat consistently spaced. To often we had a split or a check and didn’t know how far to actually check before turning back. Do we go over a block one time and a hundred feet the next?

The pack wasn’t all good at acting like a pack either. Short cutting. I’m often guilty of this. But when you see a short cut, you have to take it. Ranging. I’m guilty of this. When you range out at a check, and the trail goes another way, you either back track or range towards the lead hound. Not calling out to others. This is a group endeavor. If you are on trail, call it out. When you come to a check, call it out. When someone shouts out RU, reply either Checking, On On, or Looking. Lets work like a pack like a hash should. And blowing a whistle at the third mark after a check or the first mark after a split and never actually checking if anyone actually heard your whistle is the same as not calling out at all. Lets work together so we can resolve trails that aren’t marked all that well in a more timely and organized manner.

And remember that the idea is to run as a group. The purpose of checking and splits is to regroup the pack, not split them up all over the city. One of our newer hashers said at the beer stop that this wasn’t fun. That is how we lose people. Our trails are supposed to be fun, together. I know that both hares tried to lay a good trail. But when that many fast. good hounds are scattered all over, something went wrong. Hares? Hounds?

The On On was good. Stump Humper’s mom put out a good supply of Mexican food for us and we all dug in. Then Calvin Klein led a decent circle and EZ on the Ass was almost overflowing with beer. We had a virgin in Just Kelly. And after the circle she tried to lead us in a dirty song. She sounds like a keeper.

Now everybody make plans for Chicago’s first Sunday hash of the season.

On On
Horn-E