Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1442

Monday’s Hash was a blast! Chicken Stiffer complained that he didnt have any time to set a trail, but it was a great trail with an awesome beer stop! We started off with a good pack of 17 and headed out and about in the Lincoln Park Neighborhood. There were a few tricky checks from hell and a lit of new scenery that we havent covered in the past.

We zipped through a couple new subdivisions and twisted though the usual hood too. At one point the visitor from Sin City and myself ended up getting cut off from the pack while checking out a long false check and then decided to range down a really long block. At first, I thought we were screwed, but eventually sniffed out trail under the “L” tracks and ended back up in front.

The FRB of the pack changed hands often with this maze of checks and splits. EZ on the Ass, Rear Loader and Clavin Klein were all swapping out the position while Horn-E ranged to the point we lost him at the check just before the Beer Stop in front of the US Beer Comany. Stump Humper and Rhotan sniffed that one out and we all headed through the A. Finkl and Sons foundry to get a lung full of Asbestos. The Beer stop was at an old dock on the far end of their office parking lot. Everyone made it except Spotted Cock and Horn-E. We had no idea where they were, but eventually Spotted showed up, after running the trail backwards from a point he ranged out the trail with Horn-E, and said Horn-E kept going to the On-In!

The Beer stop was a literal Blast….most of it coming from Chicken Stiffer’s Butt. We all headed out and sniffed out the trail which wound around until it eventually came to Armitage. It followed along the hood and right back to Beaumonts where we enjoyed cheap beer, pizza and a great circle by Calvin and Stumpy.

Great Hash people! Too bad you missed it!

RL

Power of the Pussy 2006

POP 6 – Chicago H3’s 6th Annual Power of the Pussy Hash

Saturday, June 3, 2006, 2 p.m.
Ravenswood Pub – 5455 N. Ravenswood Ave., Chicago www.ravenswoodpubchicago.com

Join us for CH3’s biggest party of the year! Three beer stops, lots of food, music and dancing, games, t-shirts and other random giveaways, and the hottest Pussies in town!

Fee is $35 until April 16, $40 after that, $45 at the door. You can pay online using a credit card or PayPal, or fill out a registration form and hand it and a wad of cash to any of the Pussies. (Please remember: You are not registered until you have paid AND given registration information!) If you absolutely must send a check via snail mail, e-mail [email protected] for the address. Click here for the rego form or pay online with Paypal using the box, below:

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Other information, including the location of the nearest seedy motel, will be forthcoming.

And don’t miss…

– Thursday June 1 – Thirstday H3- location TBA
– Friday June 2 – 4th Danglin’ Dick Pre-Lube Pub Crawl in Wrigleyville
– Sunday June 4- Hare of the Pussy hangover hash, presented by Second City H3

Dangling Dick Pub Crawl 2006

Hey Hashers,

We’ve locked the route for the 3rd Annual Ten Innings at Wrigley /
Dangling Dick Pre-PoP Pub Crawl on Friday June 2!

Lots of new bars and this year no more death march up to Irving Park
as we do circle tour of Wrigley Field ending at Slugger’s where we
have no cover and $2 drafts all night. Check the Fridge Door website
for the complete schedule and route. Like the PPC’s 12 Bars of
Christmas, wristbands are FREE and we have specials set up at every
bar. Feel free to bring as many friends as you like as the
Wrigleyville bars are huge!

Da Route:

0) 6:00 PM – 7:00 PM Warm-up Bonus Bar Zero for the die-hards who
want to turn this into an 11 bar crawl! Location and specials TBA

1) 7:00 PM – 7:30 PM Chicago’s Blarney Stone – 3424 N. Sheffield $6
pitchers Miller/Bud Light, $2 PBR Drafts

2) 7:30 PM – 8:00 PM Nisei Lounge – 3439 N. Sheffield $2 Old Style
Pints, $2 Watermelon or Kamikaze Shots

3) 8:00 PM – 8:30 PM Ivy On Clark (new bar!) 3462 N. Clark St. $2.50
Domestic bottles and $2 shots

4) 8:30 PM – 9:00 PM Merkle’s 3516 N. Clark $2.00 Domestic drafts,
$2.00 for a special shot that Pete will make up for us

5) 9:00 PM – 9:30 PM Cubby Bear 1059 W. Addison $2 Domestic Drafts

6) 9:30 PM – 10:00 PM Sports Corner 956 W. Addison $2.50 drafts of
everything on tap!

7) 10:00 PM – 10:30 PM Murphy’s Bleachers 3655 N. Sheffield $5.50
Domestic Pitchers.

8) 10:30 PM – 11:00 PM Bernie’s 3664 N. Sheffield $2 Domestic Drafts

9) 11:00 PM – 11:30 PM Casey Moran’s 3660 N. Clark St. $2 Domestic
Drafts

10) 11:30 PM – ????? Slugger’s 3540 N. Clark $2 Domestic Drafts, NO
COVER. SPECIALS GOOD ‘TILL CLOSE!!

Also please note that Summer 2006 Chicago neighborhood street
festival season is finally here as Friday starts with Lakeview
Mayfest (3100 N. Ashland @ Barry, West side of Ashland). We will
have crews there both Friday night for Hairbanger’s Ball and Sunday
night for Mike & Joe, arriving between 6:30 and 7 both nights. All
are welcome, just look me or just call my cell at (312) 925-6386.
GAME ON!

Everyone have a great and safe weekend!!

It’s Too Soft
Chicago HHH
Utility Infielder