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| Kennel | Hasher | Creature |
|---|---|---|
| Agana H3 (Guam Guam Guam) (1) | Silent But Deadly | 🤷🏻♀️ |
| ALCH3 (Where Beer Is Earned) (1) | Dr. Cockvorkian | The one from the Black Lagoon |
| Baby dick H3/Friendly Toast H3 (Cold Shower) (1) | furry spice | apples |
| Bad Decisions H3 (Traveling) (2) | EpiPenis | ? |
| The International Virgin | ? | |
| Big Hump H3 (St. Louis, MO) (6) | Claim to Flame | Phoenix |
| Dewey Sexual System | Boggart | |
| Disco Ass | Hippogriff | |
| Reverse Australian Shepherd | drehpehS nailartsuA | |
| Sweet Ho Alabama | Snatch, obvi | |
| Tased and Confused | Demogorgon | |
| Blooming Fools H3 (Bloomington, IN) (6) | Man Buns of Steel | A ceramic pink bunny named Lord Reginald von Schnuffles |
| Psychedelic Cumfountain | Tuna | |
| Responsibilibitch | SNATCHSQUATCH | |
| Scary Pooter | Liger | |
| Swallow 4 Equality | Unicorn! | |
| Tri-Harder | doggo | |
| Boston Ballbuster H4 (Boston, MA) (2) | Do Me Decimal | Cuttlefish |
| Swedish Eagle | Corgi | |
| Boston H3 (Boston, MA) (9) | Can't Eat Pussy | Unicorn |
| Cuntcussion | Dragon | |
| Justine Beaver | Donuts | |
| No Man on the Moon | Pegasus | |
| Shart of Darkness | honey badger | |
| Twat My Mom | Snatchsquatch | |
| Whore's Box | Whorse | |
| Wikipedophilia | Balrog | |
| Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory | Centaur | |
| Boston Moom (1) | The Buttler Hit It | Pussy |
| Boston/ RIH3 (1) | O’bone’R | Unicron |
| Brew City H3 (1) | Fido Fluffer | Saddle Soaker |
| Burlington H3 (1) | rainbow fuckin' brite | the queerest unicorn |
| California Larrikins (California) (3) | DEALT IT FELT IT SMELT IT | Great White Shark |
| Merkin Not Required | Chinchilla | |
| Tickle Me Homo | Succubi? | |
| Chicago H3 (Chicago, IL) (46) | Bi Hole Her | Gonzo |
| Buttsteph | Unicorn | |
| Chicken Stiffer | Chickens | |
| Choke N Stroke | Dragons | |
| Cum On Everybody | Cthulu | |
| Drill In My Box | Dick | |
| False Advertising | Doves | |
| Feather | Donkey | |
| Fistful of Pricks | Snatchsquatch | |
| Gay Dancer | The Pope | |
| Glory Hole | Your mom | |
| hobopiss | Hobbitses | |
| Hose Before Hoes | Spider-Man | |
| I Eat Dick | Rocky | |
| It's Too Soft | Capybara | |
| Just Aaron | Lieopleurodon | |
| Just Candy | Dragons | |
| Just Daniel | Sloth but like, faster | |
| Just Dominik | Rumpelstiltskin | |
| Just Eric | dickbutt | |
| Just Fletch | Snatch Squatch | |
| Just Mike | Dawgs | |
| Just Mike | Mongoose | |
| Just Sasha | Donut Monster | |
| Khal Drunko the Turd | Silverback Gorilla | |
| Lifa | The one that people jump away from when they see it | |
| Meat Inside Her | ? | |
| Mommy's Little Accident | But...why?? | |
| Mudsucker | Panther | |
| Never Knees | Your mom. | |
| Pearl Vision | Puppies! | |
| Poultry F*cker | Chickens | |
| Prickly puss | Penis | |
| Pussy Passport | Ring-Tailed Lemur | |
| Roofie Ragu | the one from the black lagoon | |
| Rotten | Unicorn | |
| RumpleStealsKids | Snatchsquatch | |
| Rusty Grundel | MEOW | |
| Skull & Bone’her | Blargh | |
| Snatchsquatch | Feather | |
| Soul Taco | Cookie Monster | |
| Teenie Bopper | Elephant | |
| The Cock Whisperer | Kitties! | |
| Two Girls One Cupcake | Unicorn! | |
| USS Cum On My Face | Shark in a donut on fire | |
| White Cliffs | Platypus | |
| Chicago Moon H3 (Chicago, IL) (2) | Bert’s Special Friend | ? |
| Son of Spam | Human | |
| CoMoTION H3 (Jefferson City, MO) (4) | Another Ass-Hole | Princess Monster Truck |
| Binding Nemo | Kitties! | |
| Blows Thru Bush | Your mom | |
| Cheesy Stache | The Fireball Dragon | |
| Dallas H3 (Dallas, TX) (3) | Deporta Potty | Chicken |
| Faming Flaggett | Honey Badger | |
| Screwardess | Fox with 69 tales | |
| Dayton H3 (Dayton, OH) (2) | Boneless | Snatchsquatch |
| Captain Cockpit | Boneless | |
| DC Road Whores (3) | Ballsheimer | Calendar Girl |
| She Has Small Hands | Tigers. | |
| Spunk Monkey | Hairless Beaver | |
| Denver H3 (Denver, CO) (1) | Whore’s Whisperer | Whore’s’ |
| Denver Mile High Hump Hash (HuHa) (Denver, CO) (1) | Easy Button | Red Panda |
| Eager 4 Beaver H3 (1) | E = I’m A Douche | Roofie |
| FCH3 (1) | Cums in Colors | Mountain Goat |
| Friendly Toast H3 (1) | Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh | Trash Gremlin |
| FUCH3 (Urbana-Champaign, IL) (5) | All Hands On Dick bum bum bum | Slotj |
| Drunksophila Masturbator | Pussysaurus Rex | |
| Gas Flaps | Unicunt | |
| GloveBox | Trash panda! | |
| Placentahontas | Octopussy | |
| Fuckbirdie H3 (Under The Sheets) (2) | Cardinal Sinner | unicorn |
| Tucan Getiton | snatchsquash | |
| Hogtown H3 (Toronto, Ontario) (1) | Aims Low | Dogs |
| homeless / FUCH3 / Oregon (1) | Heavy Load | Fairy cat |
| HonaLarry (1) | Fills Your Mouth | Kreacher |
| Houston H3 (Houston, TX) (2) | Chopped Liver | Elephant |
| Ramrod | Dog | |
| Jhavelina H3 (Tuscon, AZ) (1) | Quarter Cup | Zombies |
| KCH4 (1) | Sampler | Godzilla |
| Key West H3 (Key West, FL) (1) | Shitters Full | Great white Shark |
| Long Beach H3 (Long Beach, CA) (1) | Bust Her Hymen | Blue Fairy Penguin |
| Lost Boobs H3 (Phoenix, AZ) (1) | Calendar Girl | Hitachi |
| Madison H3 (Madison, WI) (5) | Chwussstee the Fwown | Trash Panda |
| Foot Thong | RTG | |
| I’d do ‘er | Your mama | |
| Just Anthony | the Leopard | |
| Paging, Dr. Rotten Boneher | Gay Dancer | |
| MCH3 (3) | Clitterbug | o'possom |
| Deep In The V | Horse | |
| Stunt Cock | o'possom | |
| Miami (1) | Latestart 69 | BEER! |
| Miami H3 (now Big Hump H3) (1) | Secret Cervix | Unicorn |
| Minneapolis H3 (Minneapolis, MN) (3) | Cougar Bait | Sasquatch |
| Inch Wurm | Octopus | |
| Swamp Pussy | Hashers! | |
| Minneapolis H3/Bad Decisions (2) | Mr Ed | Dragon |
| Ms Ed | Dragon | |
| Moon over Huronia H3 (Penetanguishene, ON) (2) | Messiah | Rabbit |
| Samuel de Champain in the Ass | I love them all... | |
| Mr Happy's (1) | Empty Sack | Dead Whore |
| Music City H3 (Nashville, TN) (5) | Moist Slacks | Groooot |
| Mouse Milker | A little brown mouse | |
| Music City H3 | Elephant | |
| No Moremen In Me | Bear | |
| Prince S LayMe | Your Mom | |
| New Orleans H3 (1) | Cooter Webs | Unicorn |
| Nomad H3 (3) | Double Stuffed Whore-e-o | pussy cat! |
| Glue Factory Gum Job | Snatchasaurus | |
| Weird Al Spankabitch | Cat | |
| Pitth3 (1) | Lips of steel | Dog |
| Platte River Dirty River Pirates H3 (Platte River, Nebraska) (1) | Shits Fucks Leaves | Unicorn 🦄 |
| QCH3 (Quad Cities (IL / IA)) (12) | Double Barrelled | Kitty! |
| Foul Balls | Snatch | |
| Hogtied | Hippogryph | |
| Hot Jazz | Something Blew | |
| Hugene Simmons | I hear I’m supposed to put Snatchsquatch here | |
| Indiana Bones | Trogdor the Burninator | |
| James Bondage | Snatchsquatch | |
| Mile High Chub | Hobbit | |
| Pork Screw | Pachycephalosaurus | |
| Something Blew | Gay Dancer | |
| Tequilamorous Rex | Unicorn | |
| Vibrate triangle | ? | |
| Rag Time H3 (Chicago, IL) (1) | Momma Strangelove | Lizards! |
| Reno H3 (Reno, NV) (1) | Bad Ass Tongue Tricks (BATT) | fucking unicorn |
| SAH3 (1) | JERRY'Z KIDD | BEAVER |
| San Antonio H3 (1) | Altered Boy | Bison |
| San Francisco H3 (1) | Eat My Pussy | SBD |
| Seattle H3 (Seattle, WA) (2) | Hickory Dickory Cock | Stallion |
| Sex Practice Friend | Snatchsquatch | |
| Second City H3 (Chicago, IL) (1) | Totally Anal | Dog |
| SNOH3 (1) | Shrimpin Ain't Easy | Sasquatch |
| Springfield H3 (Springfield, IL) (1) | Snatch Test Dummy | Old Gregg |
| St. Louis H3 (St. Louis, MI) (2) | Go Gayhound | My wife |
| Mad Hatter | Me | |
| St. Petersburg H3 (St. Petersburg, FL) (1) | Hurl Sarong | Narwhal!! |
| SWH3 (Who Cares) (2) | Anal Juicer | Prickly Puss |
| Juice Box | Prickly Puss | |
| Thirstday H3 (Chicago, IL) (7) | Hooch B4 Cooch | Not Monster |
| Menstrual Casserole | Peacock Spider | |
| One Fuck Chuck | Unicorn | |
| Sandy Syphilis | Myself | |
| TampOn TampOff | Beetles | |
| Tell It To My Nipples | TBD | |
| The Dark Kunt | A merkin | |
| Thirstyday H3 (Bitches Everywhere) (1) | Stiffy For Stiffies | Gay Dancer |
| Tijuana H3 (Baja, CA) (1) | Grassy Ass | white people |
| Traveling Whore-Ables H3 (Somewhere ...) (1) | Armed & Manger-ous | Giraffes!!!!!!!! |
| Wandering Whore H3 (1) | Marilyn ManHoe | Narwhal |
| Wang2Mouth (Unknown) (2) | Little Trojan Annie | Niffler |
| WJew-40 | Jazzy Wolverine | |
| Waukesha H3 (Waukesha, WI) (4) | H2Ho | Rocky |
| PPC | Flamingos! 😄 | |
| Saddle Soaker | Snatchsquatch | |
| Sax a ma bone | Bar fly | |
| White House H3 (Washington D.C.) (1) | Wreath Around | Horta |
| Yacht Club H3 (1) | Donald Dick | Duck |
